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Private Square

Your 'private square' is an invisible square that covers the top of your chest to just below your 'privates'. When someone (ie a rapist) moves to touch you inappropriately in this area, you must show them your 'Private Square'.

*Hold hand out in a stop sign*
STOP, don't touch me there!
*Do a 4 point motion of the square*
This is my private Square!
*Move arms rigidly up and down*
R. A. P. E!
*Point finger in a nagging motion*
Keep your hands away from me!
*Flail arms wildly as if you've just won the argument*
BITCH, go rape someone else!
Elly: I was almost totally raped last night
Nick: Oh my God, are you alright?
Elly: Yeh, I showed him my private square and he ran away, defeated.
by Octopusraves February 21, 2011
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square bear

Derogatory word for straight edge or someone who wont break the rules.
by Big Roc 702 April 22, 2008
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Union Square

A public place in New York City, where scene kids hang out. Particularly left with nothing to do, but get high, get drunk, make out and "do it up". A majority of people who chill at here are from the ages of 14-23. Once deemeed too old they are ejected or leave before they are seen as a pedophile.

Also a breeding ground for scumbags like Tropical Justin.
Scene Boy: "Yo, I heard Tropical J, got a handjob from this ugly scene girl"
Scene Girl: "Wow, thats amazing. I love man sluts with housing issues and big plugs."
Scene Kid: Word. Doing it up! Let's get drunk! I love Union Square!
by FckSceneKids December 10, 2007
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square house

An establishment such as a bar where conduct is held to a standard of fairness.
Seen on the back wall of the bar depicted in the TV series Cheers is a sign: "This is a square house. Report any un-fairness to the proprietor., presumably this is a comparison between squareness and fairness.
by St3v3-0 February 18, 2012
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pocket square

A handkerchief inside the breast pocket of a jacket. It can be folded in myriad ways, from the Straight Fold to the Presidential, and scores in between; it adds a bit of extra flair to make a great suit even better.
by Fartious the Great August 2, 2010
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love square

when 4 people (or 2 if there’s superheroes) are involved in some ridiculous love mess
this is an example of a love square: marinette likes adrien but adrien is also chat noir who likes ladybug and ladybug is marinette but ladybug does not like chat noir and adrien calls marinette “just a friend
by taylorswiftrailme November 29, 2020
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Dingle squares

An assortment of dingleberries in a brownie like formation baked at a toasty 405 degrees celsius and served to enemies and friends alike as a practical joke.
John: "DUDE you fed him dingle squares?!"
Darvis: "Yep. All 62 of them."
by chadbop February 3, 2013
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