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Freaky meatball

Fat ass bitch that sits at home and plays Xbox while jerking off to his inbred caveman like cousin hellboy.
He was becoming a freaky meatball, when he kept saying that guns a 3 shot!
by D1ckwas180007 April 22, 2016
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Cold Meatball

Pulling one testicle of ones pants to show to a friend as an elaborate prank
Hey Jerry look a cold meatball (pointing at Tom's lap)
EWWW Why is your left nut out
HAHAHAHA JERRY YOU GOT PRANKED SO GOOD
by Meatball master January 11, 2018
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meatball syrup

When a man's sperm smells like maple syrup.
My wife wanted maple syrup but I thought she said "meatball syrup". So I asked her for a blow job and she said it tasted like maple syrup.
by Tapsize May 23, 2018
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meatball chu

the new chinglish slang used to describe fat people who are just.......fat. And at most times with the implied meaning of being stupid as well. "Chu" is the chinese word for "Pig"; hence the common attributes from a pig (i.e. fat and dumb) goes from there.
Oh look there he is! He is such a meatball chu.
by Esioda April 29, 2009
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Roll the Meatball

Verb. meatball rolled, roll~ing the meatball

1. A psychological trope used by all men since the Neanderthal (mostly unknown to women), as seen in the 50's Disney movie "Lady and the Tramp."

To forgo ones manly rights and appear submissive so that your "bitch" bends over and takes it from the "alpha dog" that you are.
Anthony: "I effed up, Shaniqua asked me if she looked butters in that dress... I had to be honest! shit looked like a lion mauled a lampshade! We ent had sex for weeks!"

Rob: "Shit man, why didn't you just roll the meatball and save yourself the blue balls?"
by Darkwun November 24, 2011
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stuffed meatball

Partaking in anal with a fat gay man hence the name meatball
Tom: Yo Jon, what porn do you recommend
Jon: (laughing) try "stuffed meatball"

Tom: will do pal!
by Cockguzzlingbear January 11, 2016
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meatball sack

During a #2 your balls get out of the way by going up into your stomach so you don't poop on them.
My girlfriend tried to blow me while i was pooping but couldn't find my balls because i had meatball sack.
by Big Mike123 August 29, 2020
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