Tristan kang

The most cutest and handsome boy ever. He treats his girlfriend perfectly, he’s funny, he’s respectful, the most perfect guy ever.

Tristan kang- the perfect boy
I love you tristan

by 𝑌𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑔𝑖𝑟𝑙𝑓𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑 November 24, 2021

Kang Haneul

A very merply lad who is a great boyfriend and is fine as shyt and very happy.

Ex:

Person: Who is that mighty fine huzzly cheeks right there?

Me: Back the fuck off bitch.. that my huzzly cheeks merp Kang Haneul

by chadeesa October 2, 2025

kang

a chinese wet flannel

oh look there’s kang

by yogurtsandwich January 3, 2019

If you kang against Rome, You open door to Mecca

A 2020s zeitgeist Roman proverb

Person 1: Bro why do oppreshun olympians of all shades support Hamas in 2023?

Person 2: Because if you kang against Rome, you open door to Mecca

by Davis Aldo November 15, 2023

matthew kang

A good friend but can get crazy. Generally has ADHD so will get off task easily. If he doesn't have his morning pills he will eat cheerios with water, strawberry yogurt, apple juice, and oranges.

"Eww did matthew kang really eat that"
"Matthew did you take your pills today?!"

by Siggety Diggety Doo February 28, 2019

Liu Kang

The mf who redneck wet dick licker cunts play.

“I just finished on my ranch, time for me to go into my basement that has seamen allover the floor and play Liu Kang on mk”

by StinkHolee November 24, 2021

he kang

An autistic kid that likes to cry but is very smart but very easily agitated. Once agitated, will keep crying non-stop

He Kang is a smart kid but likes to cry

by llel2105 April 15, 2018