Crusty Guard

When one ejaculates a significant enough quantity within their pants so as to build up a thick shell around their junk that acts as a biodegradable, homemade, and shock-resistant cup.

"Ah man, I was horny before the big lacrosse match so I built up a nice ol' crusty guard."

by anonymous March 29, 2015

right guard

A piece of fabric that is wrapped around an area of the F horn.

It is used to protect the horn from wear as that area is where the right hand usually is when carrying the horn.

A right guard is useful for protecting the lacquer on my Horn.

by Sir Talkalot July 7, 2018

guard-dogging

When you're having a threesome, but you wont let the third guy join in.

Juan was guard-dogging me during yesterday's gangbang.

by Eastin Flamond May 8, 2016

Guard Doging

When a person attempts to block off another person from hanging out with people of the opposite sex. Done by a person within a relationship to their mate.

Dude 1: How was the party last night with Sarah?
Dude 2: It was good, until Sarah's boyfriend came out and started guard doging.

by Jamy2Fly April 23, 2017

Boggy guard

A body guard, but cooler
A boggy guard can also be used to refer to your best friend that protects you at all cost

You and your friend hang out like all the time
Yea, they’re my boggy guard

by swoggynpoggy July 17, 2021

Scissor Guard

Like a cock bock but for lesbians

hey you where a total scissor guard last night i was hitting on some attarctive girl and you came over

by Masternonce69 June 16, 2018

io guards

io guards are the biggest griefers of fortnite they look for people to mess with and make other players rage they have no use in fortnite and should be taken out

yo bro watch out there io guards there

i hate io guards

by g ecg tenements January 20, 2021