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Flock of Pigeons

A term used to describe when you have more than one supervisor at your workplace, upwards of four.

When there is a Flock of Pigeons flying above you at your place of work, you will be incapable of thinking, making decisions or taking the initiative on your own.

For example, if you come up with an idea to improve worker satisfaction which will lead to increased worker productivity, you will have to bring up that idea to the first Pigeon. The first Pigeon or Pigeon 1 will tell you that it has to discuss with the Pigeon above them before anything is decided. So, Pigeon 1 will head-bob their way to Pigeon 2 and the second Pigeon will also say that it has to take the idea to the Pigeon above them and so on and so forth. After your idea is discussed amongst all the Pigeons, they will come to the conclusion that since the idea was not thought of by the Flock itself, it must be rejected.

All that time wasted discussing the idea itself, no actual work or change happens when the Flock of Pigeons gets together.
Jack: Hey, listen to this. I had an idea to -
Logan: Slow down, I'm going to stop you right there. If you have any idea at all, don't waste your time telling me. You'll have to bring it to the Flock of Pigeons. Then again, it'll be a waste of time either way.
by Prophet Dusk March 6, 2021
mugGet the Flock of Pigeonsmug.

Flocking

Talking about something in your life in a vague and brief sentence or small talk with no further explanation for attention, usually provoking.
She was flocking about her new boyfriend near her ex
by DYZY November 11, 2021
mugGet the Flockingmug.

i have no flock

Noel doesn't have the time nor does he want to chase you. "I have no flock"
by Kismet Kitten May 20, 2017
mugGet the i have no flockmug.

flock

he’s to flock
his outfit is flock
by theheroinfathr June 12, 2021
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flock party

When Ryan and Stephanie host a Christmas flock party, everyone comes.
by Ohiostateswinger December 26, 2023
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flock

has a huge cock
flock has a huge cock
by zay q May 24, 2022
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flock voting

Votes cast based on the emotion whipped up by sophist political leaders. These emotions may be single issues or general fervor based on a variety of burning hot issues such as religion, denial of civil rights for minorities, moral perception. Such votes are marked by unreasoned ideas or complete lack of reason. Flock voting is the most desirable type for the GOP and oligarchical business.
Education and reason will signal the eventual demise of the GOP and institutions who depend on flock voting to perpetuate the oligarchy that the United States of American became in the second millennium.
by Konundrummer April 29, 2012
mugGet the flock votingmug.

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