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dis cord

by strawberry milk the idiot June 22, 2024
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white umbilical cord

The white cord attached to earbuds that you get when you've purchased an iPod---you'll often see people untangling these rather klutzy things on the bus or train when personal listening is called for. Sometimes makes you wonder if some people are permanently attached to those things...
Can't talk to that girl now---she's got her white umbilical cord on.
by pentozali October 26, 2011
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honor cord

Stop bein an honor cord
by Brutus2019 April 13, 2024
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Anal cords

Anal cords help you fart just like the strings of a guitar make music. Everybody is born with 6 of these strands made from silk, every time you fart really bad it’s not a bad idea to check your anal cords because nobody knows what happened if you lose them all…
“Oh I think I ripped a cord cord” “you should check your anal cords”
by Finliathon March 13, 2024
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Umbilical cord baby

After a child is born in extremely rare cases the trimmed umbilical cord can over time, grow into a fully formed baby, a umbilical cord baby
The smiths were very surprised 2 weeks after their baby was born when the hospital called asking them to pick up their umbilical cord baby
by Joenny October 29, 2022
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Extension Cord

Not the plug, but the one who got plugged in by the plug
Hey I'm at my plugs house, still waiting tho so when he get it I'll get mine n be on the way...<cplehourslater> hey bro my plug needs a pound, he's got a rack on it and can pay the rest tomorrow when his check comes... (need I say more) HAHA yeah I can get it but I don't wanna meet that dude tho, he ain't a plug he an extension cord n I don't need no more ofem
by 509CrimeMind January 1, 2022
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Death Cord

A Death Cord (also known as a "Jesus Cord") is a type of cord that is home made that cand and will kill you. It is made when you combine something like a 3.5mm audio jack with a mains plug. (Please do not try this every, it can and will kill you!)
Mark: Yo dude! I made something! Come look!
John: Sure.
Mark: Behold!
John: What the fuck is wrong with you Mark?! Why the hell would you make a Death Cord?!
Mark: I was bored lol.
by xX420MCplayerXx July 6, 2023
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