Hymenally Challenged

Clueless Speak to describe someone who is a virgin.

Tai: Cher, you're a virgin?

Cher: You say that like it's a bad thing.

Dionne: Besides, the PC term is 'Hymenally Challenged'.

by jdi May 10, 2004

gravitationally challenged

The state of being a klutz. Having exceptionally poor balance.

After a few drinks I become gravitationally challenged.

by gimpomatic April 11, 2010

tiktok challenges

remember the classic challenges like the ice bucket challenge? now that's slandered into a murder machine all thanks to clout chasers desperate for a droplet of clout. tiktok challenges are challenges where you do something stupid all for that load of clout. in some cases, they most likely backfire and go horribly wrong and in the aftermath the tiktoker is either dead or hospitalized all for that clout.

tiktok challenges are dumb.

by dagr8estgamer/rick animation February 25, 2022

ornamentally challenged

A person who either cannot and/or refuses to take down their Christmas decor before Valentines day.

Despite persistent criticism from neighbors, ornamentally challenged Roger continued to illuminate his outdoor Christmas display until March 1.

by theglassman March 12, 2014

vertically challenged

A short person

I'm not short i'm vertically challenged

by amypercy April 13, 2020

pornhub challenge

A challenge where a man must watch a video from each category on PornHub and ejaculate to the video.

This includes watching solo male, tranny and gay videos and ejaculating to them.

Hey bro I just finished the PornHub challenge! I think I found a new fetish for solo male.

by Shendoka July 5, 2017

calendrically challenged

1. unable to remember the number of days in each month.

2. unable to sustain a long-term schedule or plan, due to a lack of stable subjective significance of the passage of time (i.e. zoomers), rather than disinterest in the desired outcome (i.e. slackers).

3. unable to remember appointments, birthdays, the current day of the week, the month or the current year, often experienced with hangover on New Year's day.

4. unable to flip the pages of a calendar.

5. the state of being perpetually anxious regarding all possible future courses of events.

6. believing that the world will end in some prophesied year, e.g. 1000, Y2K, 2012, etc.

7. Confused state wherein the dates comprising "next weekend" cannot be ascertained.

8. frequently absent without leave

You missed they party! Are you a flake or just calendrically challenged?

I'm sorry! The invitation arrived last Monday, so I thought it was NEXT weekend, instead of this one.

by factsmachine01 June 1, 2010