Southern term meaning that one cannot accomplish the goal ahead because a similar goal is holding him or her back. "Can't win for losing."
Jim Bob: Hell I wanna start worshin' them 'maters but I keep findin' bugs in them corn I'm tryin' ta shuck!
Jeb: Boy you can't toot for pootin'!
Jeb: Boy you can't toot for pootin'!
by Jackalman April 14, 2009
by smurf August 24, 2004
It means when someone says something about you but they have the same thing that means they can't be talking
Bully: thats why you you have a messed up hairline
Victim : you can't be talking you have a dirty house
Victim : you can't be talking you have a dirty house
by Dancegirlz12 July 01, 2017
by CedricDoodlehopper November 14, 2013
Like a sore dick
Person 1: Wow that's a great deal on that broccoli.
Accomplice: Yep, like a sore dick.
Person 1: What??
Accomplice: You can't beat it.
Accomplice: Yep, like a sore dick.
Person 1: What??
Accomplice: You can't beat it.
by Best Alex November 28, 2018
1. Regarding a ridiculous situation which could not have been predicted or written beforehand.
2. Regarding a ridiculous situation which could not be written about afterwards.
It could be so ridiculous or outrageous both apply.
Synonymous with "you can't make this stuff up".
2. Regarding a ridiculous situation which could not be written about afterwards.
It could be so ridiculous or outrageous both apply.
Synonymous with "you can't make this stuff up".
1. Stephen: "Oh shit, did you hear how Ian got three fit girls pregnant in one night? Two of them already had boyfriends! Who would have thought, you can't write it!"
2. Scott: "So I was refused alcohol the other day, and I ended up with my evening ruined, immediately back home. I mean, you can't WRITE it, you can't even write it.. I've had enough, I've enough of this. That's it. That's it lads! Naaaaah, that's it! I'm going to bed! I am GOING to bed!"
2. Scott: "So I was refused alcohol the other day, and I ended up with my evening ruined, immediately back home. I mean, you can't WRITE it, you can't even write it.. I've had enough, I've enough of this. That's it. That's it lads! Naaaaah, that's it! I'm going to bed! I am GOING to bed!"
by Sr88 September 05, 2015
When thin guy fits into a small space between two walls and gets told of by a fat guy for being stupid.
by Mrs.Smile--Geography*grr* July 23, 2009