fake brake

an involuntary reflex to apply a nonexistent brake petal when riding as a passenger in a car.

Sarah is such a bad driver, I was hitting my fake brake the whole way here.

by Lexiphile October 11, 2015

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no brakes

Shart, that seemed like a trust worthy fart.

Dude, i was at work, tried to fart, and no brakes.

by Leo253 June 5, 2016

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(Traditional) Large, floppy, low-hanging mudflaps on a semi/large truck that create a lot of wind resistance, on the irrational premise that they slow the truck down along with the standard air brakes on large trucks. Tennessee reference due to the majority of truckers being some degree of white male with a propensity for camouflage clothing and stickers like “USA Love It or Leave It.”

(Modern) Large, floppy, low-hanging pussy lips that might otherwise be referred to as ‘mudflaps’.

Wow, that semi’s mudflaps are big and flapping like crazy.

Yep... them’s some Tennessee air brakes raught there.

Dude... did you see Jolene from high school is dancing at the new strip club?
I did, but since having four kids she has some serious Tennessee air brake.

by Runmikeyrun December 23, 2020

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Brake your fart box

When a man says he will "break your fart box" that means that he is planning on interduesing you to rough and painful anal sex. When a female says that, that means at some point she will force an object ( most of the time large) in to your anal cavity.

" if you don't stop saying that crazy stuff I'ma brake your fart box"

by Rocksaw_fartbox36 October 6, 2019

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