Belt Theory

You can't wear a brown belt with black shoes and you can't wear a black belt with brown shoes

Hazel, haven't you ever heard about the belt theory, that belt so doesn't go with those shoes!

by NikiLicky September 10, 2009

Barney the belt

Weapon of choice for beating your kids. A typical belt that transitions to Barney the belt when getting ready to beat your kids.

“Come here junior, why did you break the fine China vase?”
“It was an accident, dad”
“Well, okay, I got somebody that wants to meet you. It’s Barney the belt!”
SLAP SLAP SLAP CHILD WHALING SLAP SLAP SLAP

by Thepronerd2 June 28, 2021

Bullet Belt

A belt made out of bullets that make men look badass and makes women sexy.

I made my bullet belt with Nerf darts, hopefully my school won't think I'm a school shooter.

by 0ld M4N October 21, 2020

zika belt

The southern region of the United States, where you're more likely to get Zika.

Vacation in Miami? Are you crazy? Come July you won't catch me anywhere near the zika belt.

by Aplusbar June 28, 2016

Long Belt

When you buy a belt 12 inches too long with the purpose of letting it hang out in front like you dick hanging out. They see it out of the corner of the eye and get a double take. 8=============> -----

I was waiting for the train at the metro and had girls from the left and the right, side-eying my long belt to see if they wanted to hook-up.

by hugedongus December 8, 2019

Gucci Belt

Going into a store and buying the cheapest thing, from the most well known brand, with the biggest logo - right now this is a Gucci belt, a few years ago a Burberry check shirt. Usually done by someone that wants to make people think they have more money than they do - the person wants to flex their supposed wealth, but the message they send is more a desperation for approval and an indication they don't have enough money to buy other, more subtle, items from that brand.

Joe thinks that sweater is a flex but it's more a Gucci belt.

by nailer September 2, 2022

Belt-Off

A game played in which the opponents attempt to see who can take their belt off the fastest. The one to throw their belt on the floor first is the winner.

RULES:
1. your belt must be completely on tight.

2. NO CHEATING OR HEAD STARTS. Go when "3" is said.

3. Shirts CAN be tucked in.

TIPS:
A fast way to take your belt off is a quick sliding motion, by sliding the left side of your belt to the right, the right side is loosened and is easier to slide out of a belt loop. then yanking the belt out to the right side. Then quickly throw it to the floor.

Have fun!

Guy 1 "belt-off?"
Other guys "sure!"
everyone "1...2...3!"

(everyone whips belts off and throw them on floor)

by Klopfenstein September 3, 2009