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The Wedding Year

The 12-month period where everyone you know finds love and decides to rub it in your face by inviting you to wedding after wedding after wedding. Usually occurs in your late twenties or early thirties.
During the wedding year, Jon developed a hatred for marriage that shook him down to his bachelor core.
by DearUniverse July 14, 2016
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Tartosan Wedding

A wedding that does not go as planned, in relation to The Sims 4: My Wedding Stories Pack at Release.
Emily's wedding was so disorganized, it was like a Tartosan Wedding.
by gagachondria1.5 February 27, 2022
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Monkeys wedding

Some wack phrase that South Africans use when its raining but sunny that the same time
Person 1: Yo dude it's a monkeys wedding

Person 2: bru that's so jas
by Nan (sapling) July 3, 2022
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Wedding Drink

When two or more people airlock their arms make direct eye contact and sip of beverage in unison, as a newly married couple may do at their wedding.
Jeff Kurt, America’s Sweetheart, invented the wedding drink.
by Jeff Kurt October 12, 2021
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Liams wedding

Liam loves a person called dakota and are going out and are probably married when ur reading this 💍🥺❤
by Liamy boiii December 31, 2020
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Wedding Finger

The act of trying butt stuff for the first time, specifically involving the ring finger on the left hand while consummating the marriage.
"So, did how did Chad perform on the wedding night?"

"Pretty good, but he insisted on getting the Wedding Finger in. Otherwise, I can't complain."
by TheClamBurgular August 12, 2016
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The Wedding Year

The 12-month period where everyone you know finds love and decides to rub it in your face by inviting you to wedding after wedding after wedding. Usually occurs in your late twenties or early thirties.
At 28, John experienced The Wedding Year where (from May to November) his sister, brother, best friend, ex-girlfriend, 2nd cousin, 3rd cousin, Uncle, and Roommate all decided to get married and invite his single lonely self to their egotistical holy matrimony. He racked up three trips to the hospital due to alcohol poisoning when all was said and done.
by DearUniverse June 22, 2016
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