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The Wither 

A very badass boss you can optionally face in the indie sandbox video game, Minecraft. You place 4 blocks in a t-shape. Two stacked on top of eachother, and two on both sides. Then throw three wither heads on top of all that shit, and then boom! You have a kick-ass beast that will rip the shit out of you, unless you're properly prepared.
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The Wither by SwagCertified™ October 9, 2014

fried the wrench 

if you fry the wrench, you screwed up extremely badly. it can be used basically at anytime though just to sound awesome
Lugi: i set my favorite robe on fire while smoking an ivory pipe last night

Carlo: you saucepan, you totally fried the wrench
fried the wrench by hanzisaucebot August 17, 2011

feeding the wolves 

Giving your enemies more things to use against you.
Don't let them see you upset, you're just feeding the wolves.

Catching the Wild Turkey 

it starts with a wild turkey and ends with sex. and somewhere in there you kill a chicken
"I was a wild night last night Michael when you were catching the wild turkey"

The Most Interesting Man in the World 

The Most Interesting Man in the World is an advertising campaign for the Dos Equis brand of beer.
The advertisements feature a bearded, debonair gentleman roughly in his 70s, portrayed by actor Jonathan Goldsmith.
They also feature a montage (mostly in black and white) of daring exploits involving "the most interesting man" when he was younger.

Here are some interesting facts about the mot interesting man in the world:

He lives vicariously through himself.
He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.
When it is raining, it is because he is thinking of something sad.
His shirts never wrinkle.
He is left-handed and right-handed.
If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.
The police often question him just because they find him interesting.
His blood smells like cologne.
On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him.
Cuba imports cigars from him.
His business card simply says “I’ll call you.”
He has won the lifetime achievement award, twice.
If he were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight off the urge to thank him.
He bowls overhand.
He tips an astonishing 100%.
Once while sailing around the world, he discovered a short cut.
His passport requires no photograph.
He can identify UFOs
His words carry weight that would break a less interesting mans jaw
The Most Interesting Man in the World requires no example.

bts paved the way 

a fact that makes kpoppies throw a whole ass tantrum
"bts paved the way"
crusty kpoppie : "no they didn't, 2nd gen did 🤬🤬"