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sporking hayden's mom

when you spork this guy haydens mom really good
consensually
p.s. hayden this is taylor im going to spork your mom hard tomorrow night you raging homosexual.
IT IS commonly defined as so i sitting there sporking hayden's mom and she says too me "harder daddy" or being defined as milfs are hot
by ilovemilfsandhaydensmomisbest December 13, 2023
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Spork

When a man and a women have sex in a spooning position
I was sporking the missus the other day because I was too lazy to go on top
by Football97 March 14, 2017
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Spork

Southern United States resident who happens to lick and suck on eggs.
1: hey look at that girl with the face
2: she looks like a spork
by Lmaozoesaspork January 21, 2022
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Sporking

When a male shares a bed with a female in a spoon position and has an erection.
Tommy thought he was gonna get laid but he just ended sporking all night.
by buckethead_22 June 29, 2017
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Spork

When you cuddle with a person and then fuck them, so you fuck while cuddling.
Dude me and my girlfriend totally sporked last night.
by Babiigirlhere July 6, 2011
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Spork and Shovel

When you spoon, fuck, then shovel her out the door
Tom: "Dude don't spork and shovel my girl"
Nick: Sorry bro, already done
by urbanicious January 25, 2021
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Spork

To spoon with a girl while having a chubby or boner. While you are behind the girl possibly touching her backside with you penis. Therefore "sporking" because you have the little fork end (wiener).
Bro me and Mary were sporking last night while watching a movie.
by TheMcNasty November 19, 2014
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