Shuffle Monkey

The person given the arduous task of shuffling the playing cards between turns/games

Take these and do your job shuffle monkey

by R.A.Y November 7, 2011

asshole shuffle

When a stupid person purposely procrastinates and wastes your time because they can't decide what to do.

"Look Dave, quit doing the asshole shuffle and decide what you want from McDonalds."

by CapnSpaulding October 12, 2012

stall shuffle

Occurring most often in female public restrooms with an excess of stalls (i.e. truckstop, mall), this is the act of checking each stall for one that is void of anything in, on, or around the toilet. Most likely ends in settling for the least disgusting stall, or waiting for an occupied stall to become available.

John: What took you so long, I thought you only had to "pee real quick"?
Cindy: I did, but I had to do a two minute stall shuffle before I could find one that was clean enough to go in.

by rhymeswithdanana May 3, 2009

shart shuffle

1. a. That tentative, short-stepped walk from the urinal to the stall. b. A not-so-optimistic sliding of one's feet along the shortest imaginary line between a urinal and a stall so as to confirm or deny the presence of shart residue.

Pronunciation: \shärt shuffle\
Function: noun
Etymology: In Urban Detroit in the early 21st century, an unfortunate incident occurred in the non-executive restroom. The incident remained nameless for decency's sake until the victim of the aforementioned Shart ended up stuck in traffic that evening. Date: Late 2007

1. If I thought my day had been rough so far, I was in for a surprise as I shook my head and did the shart shuffle. Again.
2. There I was, five minutes before the big interview, doing the shart shuffle. Awesome.

by Randolph Scott November 28, 2007

Lehighton Shuffle

noun
A wet dream about a parent or any other close relative.

John's mom is a MILF, but that is still no excuse for him to have a Lehighton Shuffle about her.

by Billy Bob June 3, 2004

Bradburn Shuffle

When one partner stands behind the other and bends them over for doggie-style while walking in place.

Andrew gave her the Bradburn Shuffle so long, it wore the bottom of his shoes off.

by Bad Splice September 11, 2003

dingleberry shuffle

titty fucking a chick with your ass in her face.

boy did the bitch get pissed off when i gave her the dingleberry shuffle.

by valvespout August 29, 2005