Lachlan

Someone who doesn't go to the gym, a weak dog, captain soy looking motherfucker.
doesn't wanna get missive. hairy legs, small calves

usually wears glasses, his Mrs has his balls in her handbag.

i dont wanna get massive, oh thats such a lachlan thing to say.

by mrdonkeyknob420 September 22, 2022

Lachlan Allen

Da beast

Lachlan Allen is better than Jacob

by LJA_7ツ June 22, 2022

Lachlan

The guy who sucks two bananas attached to people

Lachlan is a person who sucks bananas

by Scnjancxj July 23, 2018

Lachlan Pain

A person who sucks such enormous amounts of cock. They try to shorten there name to “Lachie” because they have such a small penis.

Hey do you know Lachlan Pain?
“Yeah he’s such a gay fag”

by LARGE COCK LARRY November 23, 2021

Lachlan and Talia

The perfect match for eachother. When they first start dating, they’ll be shy together and in front of others, but when alone they’re super talkative. They talk a lot over text and most of their big relationship moments happen over text, but both of them still find it romantic. They love cuddling and watching movies together.

Person 1: Who’s that cute couple?
Person 2: Oh that’s Lachlan and Talia.

by blossomxbro January 30, 2021

Lachlan

A complete unfunny guy that no one likes even though his friends keep on adding him to random group chats and care about him even though he's a faggot

Lachlan: We all grow when things get hard

by Lachlan isn't a good friend March 14, 2020

Lachlan

Whigga who will steal all you bitches chocolate or milk

damn it dat nigga lachlan! hide your grandmother before he puts it in!!!

by rosaparks69420 December 19, 2024