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Judge

A fool who eagerly consumes every lie presented to them by the police service, put in a position of power by a corrupt government, with little empathy for anyone.
I hope the Judge is in a good mood today!
by noone9991 March 9, 2021
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Judges

Where do judges get their money? Congress. Where does congress get IT'S money? The US treasury. Where does the US treasury get IT'S money?
Hym "MY TAX DOLLARS! HURRAY! I get to spend a third of my money I make to pay a guy to tell me that IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT HE DIDN'T THINK OF IT FIRST, I don't own my own mind and, therefore, have to run a legal obstacle course to prove to the guy that I'm paying that is thing happening out in the open in the middle of the town square is happening. That's a RIGHT that I have. It's a RIGHT for me to pay judges to do that to me."
by Hym Iam September 2, 2025
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Judge Mathis

In the first season of the Judge Mathis show, Leslie (Pallotta) Merrill, a former news anchor for WPGH Pittsburgh became the show's court reporter. Her role was to interview the litigants after Judge Mathis passed judgment and rendered his verdict on each case.29 She left the show after season 1. For the reminder of the series, Judge Mathis did not have a court reporter.
by SPrice1980 August 25, 2023
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Gabriel, Judge of Hell

A sick ass angel with two swords protecting the Gluttony layer of Hell. Gets extremely humbled by a sentient gopro with guns.
Gabriel, Judge of Hell: BEHOLD, THE POWER OF AN ANG-
V1: coin
Gabriel: FUCK!!!
by Shmorby Doobeebop May 4, 2024
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Sigma Judge

1. n. The elite gang made up of those who pass judgement on almost anything and almost everyone.

2. v. The act of passing judgment when you are a member of the gang Sigma Judge.

3. n. Proff that all you really need to form a gang is a letter of the greek alphabet and your favorite past time.
1. J&A were founders of Sigma Judge.
2. I Sigma Judge that mustache you grew.
3. Let's start a gang, we can call it, Delta Ski!
by A&JSigJudge December 21, 2010
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Judge-a-saurus

A person that judges other people’s actions, looks or behaviors.
She’s such a Judge-a-saurus, she’s complaining I have too much allowable jelly on my peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
by Badrocks27 March 17, 2020
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judge hard

To grab a hard dick blindfolded and then judge how large it is.
Female: You judge hard at like 6 in.
by Dblankity May 8, 2015
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