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gregory johnson

A large, thick penis in terms of modifying the phrase "johnson," with "gregory," meaning 'girth' -- named after an extra fat, thick retarded child.
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Scrote Johnson

Noun. A formal term of salutation for a male that could otherwise be called a douche bag.
"Have you met Scrote Johnson yet? Yeah, he is the guy with the popped collar and tribal armband tattoo standing by the appetizers."

"He reminds me of this person I know, but I can't quite recall... Now I remember! That Scrote Johnson fellow, from the city."
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johnson call

Derek, don't take this call for more than it is. It's strictly a johnson call. Just bring your johnson.
by twocrazychicks November 9, 2011
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Johnson Jacking

Synonym for dick eating, gat sliding, dick riding, etc. To be of high annoyance...
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demetrious johnson

A little black dude who whoops ass despite the opponents size or strength. The real OG in the UFC at the moment and has defended his title more than 7 times.
"Yo Jimmy did you see Alex beat up that guy yesterday"
"Yeah man he was like three times his size"
"Alex fucking Demetrious Johnson'd him"
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Boris Johnson

I thought Trump was bad until I saw Boris Johnson..
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ghost johnson

A maniac with the mentality of a 15 year old teen who is so gud at the drums that he can bring back the dead.
Demon Child: I wish Grandma wasn’t dead

Ghost Johnson: Hellllllooooooooo

Demon Child: What’s up with this ad about resurrection

Ghost Johnson: I play the Drums soo gud, that I bring back the dead
Demon Child: REALLY!!!

Ghost Johnson: Time to do a drum solo

“Intense Drumming”

Ghost Johnson: Bring back grandma!
Demon Child: It’s actually working!

Demon Child: OH MY GOD SHE DOESNT HAVE ANY SKIN

Ghost Johnson: No refunds
by GhostJohnson January 31, 2020
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