there is one major difference between someone who is hopped up on the bean and someone bean-hooked; bean-hooked people aren';t necessarily hyper over caffeinated after drinking one too many cuppas in the morning.
by Sexydimma September 15, 2013
Get the bean-hookedmug. by Tsanuri June 17, 2009
Get the Grapple-hookmug. by ra3g March 30, 2009
Get the Straight Hookmug. The act of inserting a finger into a sex partners anus and crooking the finger to stimulate/hold them still during oral sex. Based on Chinese hook shaped sword of same name.
My equestrian girlfriend finds oral sex ticklish so I use the Chinese hook to keep her from scootching off the hood of my car.
by drooliussneezer April 7, 2015
Get the chinese hookmug. As it relates to television series, the hook index is the average number of episodes one must watch before they are committed to watching the rest of the series. For instance, Breaking Bad may have a hook index of 3. Meaning, you have to make it through episode three in order to really stay with the series (mostly because of the icky bathtub scene from episode 2.
Parks and Recreation has a hook index of 6. Because it was so similar to The Office, views drastically declined in the first season until the last episode (6) where "Despite the low rating, "Rock Show" received the best reviews of the season and convinced some critics that the series had finally found the right tone."
by RichardNavarrete June 4, 2019
Get the Hook Indexmug. The rusty hook occurs when the length of the index finger is inserted into the anus, extracted and placed on the inside of someones mouth, thus hooking their cheek.
by Dale Jarret March 5, 2004
Get the rusty hookmug. To have vaginal sex with a woman while inserting your thumb in her ass in a hook like manner, doing the same with your other thumb in her mouth with a slight tug simulating the effect of a fish hook.
by Jeff aka the Treble Hook King May 12, 2014
Get the Treble hookmug.