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Stuart butchers

A nob gobbling cock swabbler! A man who can fit more cocks in his mouth than all pornstars combined! An arsehole like the channel tunnel and a throat to match!
Fuck me Stuart butchers is a stinker nob gobbling cock swabbler!

Stuart Butchers fucks slot of men
by The conch shell November 23, 2018
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Butcher

Holy fuck Toby Keith is stirring in his grave after Jonah butchered courtesy of the Red White and Blue
by Yoooooo37291 May 5, 2025
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Butcher Carry

The act of lifting another person by grabbing their shirt collar and simultaneously inserting 1-2 fingers into their asshole in hook like fashion, and lifting.
The student was getting a drink of water from the water fountain before the bully started doing a Butcher Carry.
by LilShotdog December 16, 2017
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happy as a dog in a butcher's shop

Extremely happy, because one's goals have been attained, one's dreams have been fulfilled and because present happiness is expected to linger on and on...
He married his teenage love. He's happy as a dog in a butcher's shop.
by Peter WooPeter November 7, 2016
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Butcher’s Cut

A movie, usually a very long one, that is edited down, usually by a fan, to make it shorter.
dave: 2001: A Space Odyssey is too long-someone needs to make a butchers cut before i’ll watch it.

todd: what’s a butcher’s cut?
by your-pseudonym January 9, 2024
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butcherization

Butcher
verb

slaughter or cut up or ruin

-ization (a suffix) the act or process of making

Butcherization :
the act of slaughtering or ruining something.
While waiting to be called in the ER by a doctor. I had not realized they had been calling my name for a while. They were mispronouncing it very badly.

It was the worst butcherization of my name I had ever heard.
by Curly_sanchez October 4, 2016
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