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cake

the mixture of the following drugs:
Cocaine
Acid
Ketamine
Ecstasy

usually associated with the rave scene.
"dude this year in canada i totally had a WEMF cake.. i was trippin for days."
by PluRaver June 10, 2008
mugGet the cakemug.

Caking

Caking is when a guy is dealing with a whore, slut, or anyone he simply wants to fuck and instead of taking the 'hard no' (rejection) or fucking her and leaving, he instead sticks around and takes care of the financial responsibilities, plays 'daddy' to her kids, and/or pretends he's smitten with her.

He's even BAKING CAKES with this woman (hint: that's why we REALLY call it 'caking').

Essentially, it's a man placing himself in the most servile position by going far and beyond what's needed just to get some ass; he's attempting to 'buy the cow' with deeds and gestures WHEN THE ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD'S getting free milk, cheeseburgers, and leather jackets.
Simp (on the phone): Hey wifey; I hope you're having a good day!
Simp's friend: Who are you talking to?
Simp: My wifey, Shelia.
Simp's friend: Shelia? The bitch from up the street?! Out of all the bitches to be caking with, you chose her? I know three dudes who've hit it; there's even a sextape of her in a threesome circulating the web.
Simp: SHHHH! She might hear you!
Simp (on the phone): I'm back, baby; now...where were we?
by 800Wmarietta May 24, 2016
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Cake

A) Short for "Piece of Cake"

B)Easy, simple, sweet
Friend 1: I'm not sure if I got the job yet, still have the interview and then the ride along.

Friend 2: Dude, I heard once you pass the interview process the rest is cake.
by TurnJacson September 23, 2011
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A-Cake

A nicer way to express extreme anger at or about a person for their actions;

To call a person an asshole without having to use actual vulgarity
I can't believe that guy got drunk and basically forgot me at the airport! He's such an effing A-Cake...
by KDizz09 April 27, 2009
mugGet the A-Cakemug.

Cake

Anything you love, everyone loves cake!
Dude! It was pure cake!
by The Spacer February 24, 2012
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Caking

To dry hump.

Only extremely attractive people may call it 'caking' though.
Aidan: 'Lizzie, let's do some caking'
by analcaking August 16, 2012
mugGet the Cakingmug.

cakeing

he's known for caking his girlfrinds.
by Jasmine K. September 29, 2005
mugGet the cakeingmug.

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