A condom for a tiny penis.
by Machelle Simponi June 04, 2017
by Edwin17 December 29, 2022
by Hellllooppooo April 25, 2016
When your pubes get a tiny bit too long and they start wrapping around your penis within your underwear. Effect is worsened/amplified when your member becomes erect, causing extreme discomfort to both your penis and pubes. Common effects include the said person awkwardly wincing and pulling on his crotch in public in a desperate effort to untangle his pubes.
Guy: *grunting loudly while pulling on crotch area*
Friend: "Dude what's happening to you?!
Guy: "Fuck, I just got Sausage Wrapped!" *continues to awkwardly pull on crotch area*
Friend: "Dude what's happening to you?!
Guy: "Fuck, I just got Sausage Wrapped!" *continues to awkwardly pull on crotch area*
by daddyposeidon January 29, 2018
by yomamma80 June 19, 2011
by sqweeeeeeen July 24, 2019
the one bubble, or numerous bubbles in bubble wrap that will not pop like the rest and just flat out frustrates you
the combination of the words "stubborn" and "bubble wrap"
the combination of the words "stubborn" and "bubble wrap"
David: Man, Chase looks pretty ticked. I wonder what rubbed him the wrong way?
Tyler: If I had to make a guess, I'd say it's the same effect as encountering stubble wrap.
Tyler: If I had to make a guess, I'd say it's the same effect as encountering stubble wrap.
by Franchise230323 June 25, 2009