Thanksgiving

In America, it is the only day of the year where it is guaranteed that almost every person within a 2,000-mile radius of you is eating the same exact meal at the exact same time.

Hey, Jim! What are you guys eating tonight?

Oh, you know, just having some Turkey.

No, way! That's what we're having tonight!

Oh, man that's sick! My neighbors down the block are having Turkey for dinner too!

Oh my God so are mine!!!

Let's be best friends!

Err... Happy Thanksgiving, Jim.

by BCB5 November 27, 2017

Thanks a lot, Liz

A standard response to an awkward/inadvertently offensive/incredibly personal question.

“Listen I have a weird question and it’s not like it’s an issue but, I can’t find your balls dude. Do you have balls?”
“Now I have to worry about the size of my balls? Thanks a lot, Liz.”

by AprilUnderwater December 27, 2019

Thanks a billion

IT means that the person is damm thankfull to u.

IF some of ur friend gives u the notes of ur college that u missed so u can say thanks a billion to him.

by anonymous November 9, 2020

Thanks to you!

Your in trouble, but it was your friend who caused it. Well, now you can use the phrase, "Thanks To You!".
Look at the conversation below.

(You and your friend got in trouble)
You : Why did you do that?!
Friend : It was just a prank!
You : Well, thanks to you! We're now in detention!
Friend : Well, SORRY!

You guys pranked Mrs. Robinson by putting salt in her water bottle, she was angry, so she sent you both to detention. That was the conversation you guys had while in detention. You're probaly still angry at your friend but it's alright now.
(You can use it in situations like this)

by Oofmahlife October 4, 2020

Thanksgiving Cranberry Musket Balling

Kicking up your traditional musket ball activity (the act of taking a foreign object, placing it at the rim of the asshole and having a male take his shaft and ram it up the rectum) using a bulk sized bag of whole, fresh cranberries from your local Costco.

My grandma was furious when she found out my uncle Frank had taken her fresh cranberries and had been thanksgiving cranberry musket balling me in the back bedroom. She ended up having to use the canned cranberry sauce instead. I was farting cranberries out all through dinner.

One by one, he packed me full with a festive evening of thanksgiving cranberry musket balling. It really made me get into the holiday spirit early this year.

He pounded down an entire bag into my rectum last night doing a little thanksgiving cranberry musket balling. Let’s just say the next morning I gave some new meaning to the words Ocean Spay Cranberry Juice.

by Dick Onchin November 17, 2020

Thanksgiving Stuff n’ Stiff

When you help your mom clean and prep the thanksgiving day Turkey for stuffing and you get a raging hard on by fisting the bird’s cavity.

We were up at 6 am prepping the Turkey and I did the old thanksgiving stuff n’ stiff. I was fisting that bird just like my uncle fisted me last year.

by Dick Onchin November 24, 2020

… thanks.

When you are very irritated, and barely trying to be polite. It's a very choice word

Teacher: Pay attention… thanks.

by Marlboro Mallon March 28, 2017