Temporary Male Companion

How I introduce my boyfriend to other people when I'm pissed at him or when a breakup is inevitable.

Jake: Hey Jeff! Well well well, who do we have here?
Jeff: This is Neil, my temporary male companion.
Neil: Not very nice.

by young jeffrey February 1, 2006

temporary asshole

A motorcyclist who chooses to "harass" other motorists by riding recklessly, doing stoppies and wheelies on heavily travelled roads, and riding way too fast for the conditions. The rider rarely wears any protection other than a helmet (where required). This is done simply to show off and has great potential to result in a dead, or temporary, motorcyclist. See also squid.

Now that the weather is good, there are temporary assholes riding wheelies all over the place.

by jerdez26 June 11, 2006

Temporary online friendlessness

What happens on your favorite internet forum or chat group right about 3pm in the afternoon. All the sudden you notice everyone is gone and you are all alone. Then you realize why. It's time for everyone to spend the last two hours of the workday actually producing something to justify their continued existence as an employee. Occurs for stay at home parents too, it's the point where they realize they better clean the house and throw in a load of close to justify their continued existence as a non-employee.

Adapted for the preteen and teen set: What happens around 10pm when all your friends had to get offline so their parents will think they are actually going to bed and to sleep, resolves in about an hour.

"Holy crap, there were 10 people here a second ago, where'd they all go? Oh, it's 3pm already. Man this day went by fast. I hate temporary online friendlessness. I guess I had better get some work done before I go home."

Jack: I know what you mean.
Angelica: I
Jack: What?
Jack: Where'd you go?
Jack: Oh, it's 10pm, I'm going to get something and be right back, come back when your parents think you are in bed.
Jack: I am not deterred by temporary online friendlessness.

by Harmony08 December 8, 2010

permanent temporary

a temporary measure which should last forever

i love how you've made that permanent temporary repair last over 10yrs, when will you fix it properly? when it breaks ....maybe

by fartiscrubs October 9, 2018

queen of temperance

a myth about the most beautiful and sexualy desirebale women ever to be seen, but she showed temperance in that her husband was the king and faught in glorious battle and would only see her once a week when he returned home to show her all the love in the world!!!

caitlyn: i miss u so much

brickie: i miss u just as much... mwah

caitlyn: u owe me a million kisses, can't wait to see u on the weekend

by brickie July 15, 2005

Taking temperature

When you finger a girl. Fantastic-like.

"Hey Drew, guess what happened last night? I was taking temperature of this chick and I think she had the flu."

"How'd you take her termperature"

"With my finger thermometer...it was a balmy 98.6 degrees"

by Benny Delicious October 14, 2006

The last temptation of Christ.

A movie make in 1988 about the human side of Christ.
In the movie Christ has a vision on the cross of marrying Mary Magdalene and living a normal life.
It enraged bible thumpers because it suggested that Christ could have lived a normal life including having a normal sex life.
It is a good movie. A must see if you can.

Did you see the movie "The last temptation of Christ"?
The last temptation of Christ.

by Deep blue 2012 February 11, 2010