talusan

pointed dick, very very long but thin

my dick is so talusan , its sweet just like churros

by jrtalusan February 11, 2010

Telescope

Putting a glass cup, preferably clear, up a girls vagina or ass, and using the bottom of the cup to magnify the inside of the vagina or ass.

Hey baby, mind if I use my special Telescope!

by DredrickTatem May 5, 2009

Telesphore

An amazing guy who loves his girl freind very much, not always the brightest crayon in the box but still pretty amazing. The one perfect man in your life whoo always knows how to make you smile, even when you are super pissed at them.The one person who you are willing to spen your forever with. The most perfect guy to ever live.

Telesphore is such an awsome man.

by Fraggle1 August 2, 2011

Telesexual

Someone who has sex primarily by FaceTime, Skype or by similar communication.

My wife has me so desperate for sex, she turned me out. I've gone telesexual because I have no time to meet up with women in person.

by Sal Ami February 8, 2017

telulah

well its in a song called come on eilene... but it just sounds like fuckin sex to me...

oh look ..im commin' ellen! watch the fuck out! weeeeee there we gooooo!!

*high five*

by olives January 14, 2005

tells

tells got owned and "left" DALnet like the pussy nigger bitch that he is.

tells enjoys giving 500 pound black men rim jobs.

by Vince Russo December 24, 2003

Tenus

The diagnosis of teeth lodged deep within one's sphinct.

Woman: Doctor, I have a terrible pain in my asshole. And I have an awful discharge that reeks of undigested, old macaroni.

Doctor: Let me have a look. Why, there was a tooth stuck in your anus. My diagnosis, Tenus.

Woman: SHIT! I gotta call everyone I have ever had anal sex with now.

by Alexander Fartface June 18, 2006