vag tease

A male who says what he is going to do to you sexually, or let you do to him, or reminds you of what the two of you did years ago, or asks what your favorite position is, or says what the two of you should have done years ago and didn't, and sexts all of the above, without actually letting you have sex with him. Self cock-blocking.

Paul has sent me text messages all day saying that he'd rather be fucking me, but really he's a vag tease because he won't come over here and do it.

by TangerineDreams April 27, 2011

snapchat tease

When someone you are attracted to sends you direct snaps of them doing something that would make you crumble in their hands!
Examples: Blowing kisses, winking, smiling with their perfect lips.

ARRAYA: Girl Pete has an amazing smile and such perfect lips. His snap chats tho!

KAYLA: He's a snapchat tease!

by ARRAYA89 December 21, 2015

cuck tease

When a man enters your abode and almost fucks your wife but doesn't, thus teasing you with a cuck.

Davey a cuck tease, always comin ova and tellin me he gon fuck my wife, but than leaving before enterin.

by RusticRoutingRoss March 1, 2017

fork tease

1) a person who insists on taking a picture of every restaurant meal she eats, and uploading it to social media, thus attempting to instill FOMO in her followers; 2) the same person, who slows down the dining process by trying to capture just the right lighting and angle for her picture, then sends the meal back because it "got cold"; 3) still the same person, who causes others to wait for an open table because she is more concerned with her internet image than eating

I hate it when Janice sends me pics of her filet mignon at Ruth's Chris. She's such a fork tease.

by henryiiplant August 16, 2017

Double tease

When you're about to get double teamed and then the people decided no

"If you're about to get double teamed and the they decided no, were you double teased?"-Darkness Jackson (Stephen Jackson)

Janet: "Yeah last night I was about to get double teamed and then they said no and for me to get out."
Jennifer: "So you got double teased! Loser"
Janet: "f*ck off"

by not_the_true_king_of_sarcasm February 27, 2021

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by Èl TEJAS January 13, 2022

Facebook Chat Tease

When you're about to talk to someone on Facebook Chat and right when you click their name, they immediately go offline.

Usually this happens due to Facebook's shit chat system or on the rare occasion, the said friend had mind reading powers and read your mind and then purposely logged off on time just to be a dick.

"Hey Geoff, did you finally get the nerves to talk to Sally on Facebook?"

"Yeah, but when I clicked her name she went offline."

"Curse you, Facebook Chat Tease!"

by awesomeasianguy August 23, 2011