If you're come in from the street
With dirty shoes on your feet
That's a technical foul
If you switch the radio
To some modern music show
That's a technical foul
If you don't shut the door
After using the 'frigerator
That's a technical foul
A technical foul
If you touch the thermostat
You'll get hit with a bat
'Cause that's a technical foul
(You will feel my wrath)
If your hair clogs the drain
You'll know the meaning of pain
'Cause that's a technical foul
(I'll show you no mercy)
Oh, this is such bullshit-a (hey)
In this house we say bullspit
Or it's a technical foul
A technical foul
Let me get this straight
You expect me to change my entire lifestyle in one night
Because you guys are a couple of psychotic control freaks?
You got it, bub
Or you can go rot in the gutter, it's up to you, Yankee Doodle
Well, I don't wanna do that
But let me run a few questions by you so I don't screw up accidentally
If I don't spray Lysol after moving a bowel
That's a technical foul
Okay, if I decide to wash my ass with your monogram towel
That's a technical foul (please say hiney)
If I make fun of your crazy feeties
Or give sugar cookies to Miss Diabetes
That's not only a technical foul, but possibly a homicide
Can I sleep past three?
If you do, you'll get a T
Take a whiz in those flowers?
I'll say hit the showers
Use this horn as a bong?
Adios, Tommy Chong
Make some long distance calls?
You'll get a kick in the balls, oops
With dirty shoes on your feet
That's a technical foul
If you switch the radio
To some modern music show
That's a technical foul
If you don't shut the door
After using the 'frigerator
That's a technical foul
A technical foul
If you touch the thermostat
You'll get hit with a bat
'Cause that's a technical foul
(You will feel my wrath)
If your hair clogs the drain
You'll know the meaning of pain
'Cause that's a technical foul
(I'll show you no mercy)
Oh, this is such bullshit-a (hey)
In this house we say bullspit
Or it's a technical foul
A technical foul
Let me get this straight
You expect me to change my entire lifestyle in one night
Because you guys are a couple of psychotic control freaks?
You got it, bub
Or you can go rot in the gutter, it's up to you, Yankee Doodle
Well, I don't wanna do that
But let me run a few questions by you so I don't screw up accidentally
If I don't spray Lysol after moving a bowel
That's a technical foul
Okay, if I decide to wash my ass with your monogram towel
That's a technical foul (please say hiney)
If I make fun of your crazy feeties
Or give sugar cookies to Miss Diabetes
That's not only a technical foul, but possibly a homicide
Can I sleep past three?
If you do, you'll get a T
Take a whiz in those flowers?
I'll say hit the showers
Use this horn as a bong?
Adios, Tommy Chong
Make some long distance calls?
You'll get a kick in the balls, oops
by Funky Games January 27, 2024
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2. Inviting somebody to an event when you desperately don't want them there in order to appear like the better person. This usually requires quite a bit of "down-playing".
2. Inviting somebody to an event when you desperately don't want them there in order to appear like the better person. This usually requires quite a bit of "down-playing".
1. "Arnold was standing right there when I invited Susan to my birthday, total technicality invite"
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by Ansel Adams March 7, 2013
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Examples of "technical difficulties" regarding a lustful stud would be: (1) if you said, "Don't put it between my legs", and so he went at it from behind, or (2) if you told him, "Hands off my boobs", and so he played with them using his face and/or feet instead.
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Hym "Ok. Sorry for the technical difficulties. So first order of business: it's a little racist to attribute 'black culture' as the cause of promiscuity in cases where men are having multiple 'babymamas.' According to the redpill guys that is how sex is generally distributed. This is caused by 'hypergamy' and/or 'pre-selection/social proof.' Women want to fuck either the best available mate (hypergamy) or they want to fuck the guy who is already fucking the other women (pre-selection/social proof). So, they all fuck the same guy (probably because his cock is fat) and wearing a condom doesn't feel as good and raising a kid is harder than fucking all of the women throwing themselves at you so they just aren't going to do it. What you're proposing isn't a real solution because the guys that are slutting out all of the women aren't watching your channel and/or have no reason to do what you're telling them to do. So, what you want is for ME to do the thing that THEY aren't doing because somehow I'M the problem here. Values aren't going to stop women from having a selection bypass or stop fat cocks from fucking your daughter. YOU want ME to 'clean up the mess' and 'work hard' for A company. That's your solution. Has nothing to do with 'black culture.' "
by Hym Iam April 21, 2023
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