A parody ad which mocks abstinence-based sex ed; the spoof PSA instead promotes anal sex.
Narrated by former PBS Kids Sprout announcer Melanie Martinez, the public service message is "I've got big plans for my future: a good college, a career, maybe even my own business some day but one thing I'm not planning on is getting pregnant. That's why I choose anal sex. I mean sure it hurts a little and I wind up walking funny for a day or two but I think my future's worth it."
Anal sex. The smart choice for your future.
Narrated by former PBS Kids Sprout announcer Melanie Martinez, the public service message is "I've got big plans for my future: a good college, a career, maybe even my own business some day but one thing I'm not planning on is getting pregnant. That's why I choose anal sex. I mean sure it hurts a little and I wind up walking funny for a day or two but I think my future's worth it."
Anal sex. The smart choice for your future.
The joke public service announcements were removed in July 2006 after PBS Kids Sprout sacked Melanie Martinez, host of the network's nightly The Good Night Show, for an acting history (which has nothing to do with the public broadcaster) which included a minor part appearing in two brief spoof videos titled Technical Virgin.
The original domain is now cybersquatted.
The original domain is now cybersquatted.
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Police stand down & temporary suspension of 911 services by region or province wide...
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A common warning you are about to say something that may be direct, very precise or technical in nature. This is also a popular podcast that goes over funny stories and some technical news.
Not to be technical, but my favorite podcast Not To Be Technical just released episode 24, but it is really their 26th recorded episode. Good thing I’m #loggedon
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Examples of "technical difficulties" regarding a lustful stud would be: (1) if you said, "Don't put it between my legs", and so he went at it from behind, or (2) if you told him, "Hands off my boobs", and so he played with them using his face and/or feet instead.
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