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Tech Slapped

To be put in one's place whilst discussing technology, by another person who's tech knowledge far surpasses your own, likely after wrongly trying to impress others with your own mediocre tech knowledge.
This can be thought of as the non-physical, tech analogy to being "bitch slapped". Though not necessary, greater effect can be realized, by starting the Tech Slap with the word, "Actually". The more in-depth, technical knowledge given, the harder the Slap.
Slappee: "Did you know that the latest satellites can read a license plate on a moving car?"
Slapper: "Actually, government satellites have been able to do that since 1984 with the NSA's May launch of Uberview. Today's satellites, with their multi-iris, 45 Megapixel, full spectrum CCD sensors could now be used to determine the sex and eye color of a second trimester fetus."
Observer to Slappee: "Dude, you just got Tech Slapped."
by PA Bucket November 22, 2011
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tech bags

Pejorative term for tech workers, a derivative of 'douche bag'. These people will push up the cost of living so high, cool people will no longer be able to afford to live in the city. They will infiltrate your neighborhood, destroy everything you hold sacred, and fill the neighborhood bars with cocky, over-paid pricks asking questions like "what's with all the fags around here?" Before you know it, everything will become trendy, overpriced, fake and there won't be anywhere to park. Seattle and San Francisco are two of the recent 'casualty cities' that have been overrun.
"Yeah everything went to shit when all the tech bags started moving here..."
by fupa troopah October 19, 2019
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techamo

That's one girl who is very beautiful, hyper, lovely,really cares about one and sticks to her word. She stands up for herself and she has such great courage. If there is one girl you should keep in your life its techamo. She is one girl who is rare and her name is unique. If you find a techamo in your life don't act stupid and ditch or throw her away she Is the person u have been looking for in your life but don't get on her bad side if she makes a desicion its final. She is good at socialising with people and likes hanging out with friend she totally damn cute and every boy wants to date her but she is looking for the right guy. She likes the name James and would love to call her son James . never underestimate or discriminate her she might end up being your best friend. She may be direct with you but its just to know you better.
I love techamo she is unique and very well I don't know how to explain but I might need a whole book to describe her😁😘
by Judamora December 6, 2019
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techfast

Fasting from technology, digital platforms, video conferencing, screen time , social media , streaming, television, computer and smartphone addictions.

Going technology-free in an effort to slow down, reconnect in real life IRL , nourish an analog life, experience nature, and cleanse from the digital chaos of social media .

Techfast is like nourishment for the spirit.
Timmy spends every summer in techfast, so you'll have to write him a letter on paper and post it via snail mail .

If I don't get my techfast, I start to feel overwhelmed by the demands of digital life.
by Neologian-PJG July 2, 2021
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accidental techie

The accidental techie is usually a person who understands computers or office equipment better than most in the organization, and can figure out how to adapt the knowledge to the organization's needs. This is the go-to person for technology issues at an office that doesn't have or can't afford tech support.
After Jason fixed Ellie's screen resolution he quickly became the accidental techie.
by benab February 24, 2010
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kaynor tech

A school filled with whore and black big booty girls who want to beat up the white chicks...senior guys take advantage of white freshman girls because in their opinion their easy.
hey dude
yeah whats up?
see that girl over there?
yeah, why?

well she made out with a guy on my soccer team under the bleachers...and she goes to kaynor tech
okay, so what?
lets go fuck the shit out of her..i mean shes easy right?
by megan sarinona September 30, 2012
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the tech ratio

1 A statement referring to michigan tech's disproportionate male to female ratio of 3:1.

2 The ratio of liquor to mixer that MTU students use to make up for their sadness caused by a severe lack of women and a high annual snowfall.
Tonight i'm pouring the tech ratio because the tech ratio really got me.
by MichiganYeti March 1, 2019
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