A bro-mancing, bordering on douche-bag status kind of guy, that likes to show off how jacked he is by going to one or all of the following: the tanning salon, the beach, or poolside for the express purpose of enhancing their jacked bodies.
Excessive drinking of beer and lame attempts to pick up chicks are usually involved.
Excessive drinking of beer and lame attempts to pick up chicks are usually involved.
by elo-fo-sho July 1, 2009
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She is clever and has weirdly silky hair.
And her left eyebrow twitches up every now and again, which can be annoying, but the people who stick it out will be rewarded by her true friendship.
She is clever and has weirdly silky hair.
And her left eyebrow twitches up every now and again, which can be annoying, but the people who stick it out will be rewarded by her true friendship.
by KTqwerty December 30, 2013
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My boss really pisses me off, if we go to his house for a party ill have to let a texas tanker make a port call in his master bathroom.
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emma is a very loving person who acts tough but is easily hurt and tanner is the coolest dude ever and has a soft spot especially for emma.
emma is a very loving person who acts tough but is easily hurt and tanner is the coolest dude ever and has a soft spot especially for emma.
Charlie:Emma and Tanner are the cutest couple ever
Evan: i know jaylyn and kyle are in a tanner and emma relationship
Evan: i know jaylyn and kyle are in a tanner and emma relationship
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