taco bell

the inventors of diarrhea

don't go to taco bell unless you want diarrhea

by jerryjackson January 22, 2007

Tard Taco

A person or a group of people who has no clue and almost always makes the wrong decision. The failure of a Tard Taco is almost inevitable. If a Tard Taco succeeds, it is usually as the result of dumb luck, or the success of others.

Marc Management is run by Tard Tacos.
Chris is a Tard Taco, he needs a wedgie!

by Aldeuce February 10, 2015

Milk Taco

A guy creampies in a vagina and eats it afterwards.

Dude did you eat the Milk Taco after?

by Milk Taco February 18, 2015

third taco

Similar in concept to "the third wheel." When two lesbians are in a relationship and the third is tagging along (as a friend).

I had an amazing time with Michelle and Veronica this weekend, however, I couldn't help feeling like I was the third taco.
-Beyonce

by thefever May 2, 2014

breakfast taco

Breakfast taco is the female equivalent of morning wood, a woman who is ready and desiring of sex first thing in the morning.

Jill's breakfast taco went great with Tom's morning wood.

by ztiwokles November 2, 2009

Taco Twins

2 girls that have been filled by the same beef.

Whether it be at the same time, or months apart, it really doesn't matter because they both have been stuffed with the same meat.

The female version of "Eskimo Brothers."

"Hey I heard that guy filled Shelly last week"
"Yea man he banged Emily too. It's funny watching those Taco Twins interact"

by Cali dreamin September 10, 2013

Bronx Taco

Puking in your girl's pussy.

She loves it when I give her the Bronx taco.

by Cooper23 March 6, 2009