Tp

To means think positive

Man tp before I smack the shit out of u

by Zoejohnson129 November 26, 2018

TP-Bandit

Someone who uses cheap toilet paper and balls it up to wipe while standing on the seat. Thus resulting in tiny rolled up pieces of shit covered toilet paper (shit nuggets) to go everywhere but the bowl.

The TP-Bandit left his shit nuggets on top of the toilet tank lid and all over the floor.

by Fryrack chronicles December 12, 2023

tp

tp has two different definitions in nyc slang.

it can either mean:
1. think positive

2. too personal

1: “she dead chips bro”

“ tp gang”
2: “what school yhu go too?”

“ tp gang dats mad federal”

by krissybandss November 2, 2023

TPS

TPS- Throbbing Pussy Syndrome. This occurs when your pussy is throbbing uncontrollably and you don’t know why.

Person 1: I went to the doctor about my throbbing pussy and you won’t believe what they said it is.

Person 2: Omg what? Are you okay??

Person 1: Yes but I have TPS, throbbing pussy syndrome and there’s no cure.

Person 2: I hope you get better

by hotsexyperson2 October 7, 2025

TP Dingleberry

T = Toilet
P = Paper
Dingleberry... See Dingleberry

Erick: How'd it all come out?
Betty: It was exquisite except I think I might have a TP Dingleberry.

by Darlalalala March 5, 2011

TP

'TP' or 'TPism' refers to the art of being a typical pakistani. Many TPs you may identify as speaking like a roadman (ie "fam", "blood" etc), driving a C-class Mercedes, asking "excuse me bruv do you smoke weed by any chance?" and finishing the majority of sentences with "enni bro".

It must be noted that TPs may be driving at outrageous speeds on civilian roads.

"I'm heading small heath next week"

"Christ I've heard thats TP land"

by Darren Dobbs May 31, 2018

Dutch tp

It is the act of throwing used toilet paper (toilet paper already used to clean shit from your ass) at any house other than yours. For further effect piss on the Dutch tp afterwards.

*In baseball game
Bill: "Hey Frank I'm going to the bathroom, do you want me to stop at the concessions stand afterwards to get you something to eat"
Frank: "Nah, but what you can do for me is save some of the toilet paper you're going to use in the bathroom. There's this neighbor of mine who pissed on my dog yesterday and I want to get him back for it by Dutch tp'ing his house."
Bill: "Sure thing"

by A swimmer April 11, 2015