Tim

Tim means you have a little dick.

Hey Bob. I wish my boyfriend did not have a tiny Tim.

by pushpop96 December 21, 2016

tim

someone who is more in love with their biceps than anything else in the world. They thinks they are players but tims are in fact the opposite. Hide from tims. Lock your doors. Once you've been touched by a tim you'll never be the same again.

girl 1: who's that?

girl 2: ewww he's such a tim, get him away from me

by gossip girl xo June 16, 2012

Tim

Guy who thinks he is so good at NBA 2K but in reality, he is just a scrub. Often picks the thunder claiming they are his favorite team.

Uses Durant on every play possible. Plays with the thunder because he doesn't have a chance with any other team. Foolishly thinks he is the best.

Tim : Darin you trying to play me in 2K?

Darin: The last 5 times we played I skunked you. You feel Like losing again?

Tim: Imma get Durant and I'm gonna win this time.

(*Thomas gets Skunked in first quarter)

Darin: Now that's 6 times.

Tim: Maaaaaannnnnn! You got lucky again homeboy!

(*Cycle continues)

by Agentzero2400 September 28, 2011

tim

Usually the person in the group that has the raunchiest farts. Also is very decisive.

I'm Tim Vang

by OnlyDaTroof November 24, 2016

Tim

The biggest bitch anyone knows. Also he does crossfit. What a douche.

You're such a tim.

by Handmanbombdog December 19, 2016

Tim

A complete turn off

Tim is such a cockblock

by thebadesstdabberalive December 20, 2016

Tim

A small guy with a tiny dick

"Is that guy called tim"

"Yes how did u know"

"Cos he's a midget"

by Thank God for Atheists August 7, 2016