The most retarded, gay-ass person to exist in the known multiverse. Acts like a dumbass and is a cross-breed of a Giraffe and a train. Lamarck's theory which was previously disproved has a special case for Thomas. After many years of stretching his neck it has become elongated and is now a subnormal phenomenon. If you happen to find a Thomas whos neck is small consider yourself luck because only every 1 in 1 million Thomas have this feature. A few common characteristics include twitchy left eye and a common catch-phrase: "Did I ask?" Usually is very attracted to Arathenan. They are known to be natural soul mates. Twice in every year, the breed producing about 200-300 retards. The Thomas is naturally fond of skinny-long asians. He is commonly found in the backyards of many people. His car is usually the shopping cart. Lastly, one of the main catch phrases of Thomas is "Quick, get in. We have momentum!!"
by Pazhaidam June 05, 2018
He is the best boyfriend you could ever have he will love you and tell you he loves you with out hesitation. He will keep you safe no matter where you are or go
by seenboo September 22, 2017
by Pu$syMagnet April 23, 2019
A short fat half Asian kid. Thomas normally has bologna nipples, a short dick, and fidget spinners in his ass hole. Thomas has constant shit stains in his drawers and doesn't know what toilet paper is.
by honkapino June 24, 2017
An expresion that expresses anything. Screaming THOMAS! can imply any taboo term, and comes in handy when saying something you don't want... Give screaming THOMAS a try. **This gesture may become addicting.
-can be used as a noun, adjective, verb or ad-verb
-can be used as a noun, adjective, verb or ad-verb
THOMAS!..I dropped the soap and I'm in jail! THOMAS!..My brother crashed his car while Ghost Riding. THOMAS!..My girfriend has a giant mole on her face! THOMAS!..I soiled my pants. THOMAS!..(no reason)
THOMAS has a grifriend named CHRISTINA!, dog named GINGER!, brother named PETER!, mom named ELZIBETH! and dad named HIENRICK. These terms may be used I substitution of THOMAS!
THOMAS has a grifriend named CHRISTINA!, dog named GINGER!, brother named PETER!, mom named ELZIBETH! and dad named HIENRICK. These terms may be used I substitution of THOMAS!
by Peter Olsen October 02, 2006
by The Pagan Watcher October 25, 2017