Theo

Theo - A useless cricketer, who can't bat, bowl or catch for shit. He also makes mediocre knock-offs that even China wont touch.

Person 1: "Hey, did you hear they got 0 runs?"
Person 2: "Yeah, they had Theo on their team. Tipies Theo"

by CornieVanErmelo February 15, 2024

theo

a HORRIBLE man who will suck the life out of you but has a humongous dick

I hate Theo but his dick is soooo good

by sillyguy123 March 14, 2024

Theo

Theo is an incredible person, his name means 'god' after all, and he'll make friends easily and he'll never over-do it :)
He probably loves K-pop or something a bit different, but he barely cares because he loves it :3
He can get a bit savage but it's oki (〜￣▽￣)〜

Them: "Favourite frien-"

Us: "THEO!"

by SupaFancy March 27, 2024

Theo

man has a huge fucking forehead

person 1: "hey theo-- woah what the fuck my fucking eyes"
theo: "the sun shall shine bright today"

by biggest schloom February 5, 2025

Theo

massive cock and very freaky
come over please

"wow Theo has a huge dick"

by fartl0ver238 July 23, 2025

Théo

A nice and brilliant guy with the best smile that any boy will be with. Théo is caring, inspiring, honest and hot, giving you warm hugs every time you see each other. Sometimes when you see him, you might get a little rosy-cheeked but he likes that. He gives you a littl bum slap but you love that.

Loving, hot, nice, caring. What would you want more?

I love you Théo

Boy 1: Hey Théo. What’s up?
(Théo hugs and squeezes you lovingly)
Théo: Oh nothing. Getting a little red, I see.
Boy 1: Nah. I get excited every time I see you.

by Jelly2175 June 2, 2018

Théo

The best person you've ever met. God in person (Ehe ! Yes Theo means God :-)!) Théo is beautiful, intelligent, strong, and loved by everyone. He also has a lot of love to give but no one to do it.

Théo is a genius. Théo is the most beautiful.

by Snsndf November 21, 2021