walrus floss

When you are on the level of obesity where your thong looks like a walrus flossing vigorously.

Yo daves girl has some serious walrus floss going on.
I need to head to the bathroom, I need to fix this walrus floss.

by Aryustusken December 28, 2017

Shit Walrus

When one (typically male gender) chews on another humans shit with their upper row of teeth.

Holy shit brad, i’ve been dying to do a Shit Walrus with you.

by Ravi_Shankar June 30, 2022

sneezing walrus

When you jizz in someone's mouth shut it punch them in the stomach and it comes out of their nose

My girl was saying I was boring so I pulled a sneezing walrus on her ass

by punisher64 January 27, 2015

Walrus (animal)

A graceful and majestic animal that flops around the ocean, kings of the land and sea. They'll crush you, so be sure not to mess with them, you wont know what to do. Best animal of them all. WARLPIRI

Friend: I just swam 100km across the ocean.
Me: Wow you are such a walrus (animal)

by Xxnthx October 5, 2017

Christian Walrus

An archaic 18th century sex position involving two pencils, a helmet, a fat woman, and celery.

Person one - Yooo man did you and Cheryl do the Christian walrus last night?

Person two - Nah man we didn't have any celery...

by Czechmatedude September 13, 2011

Drunk Walrus

A walrus that broke into a wine cellar, and drank everything. Caution, they are very dangerous. Charjabugs are better.

There's a drunk walrus. Go near him. (cruel joke)

by CharjabugGD March 8, 2017

Don Walrus

One who always has sex being on the bottom due to being overweight, lazy, or entitled like a mafia boss

I heard Jimmy is a regular Don Walrus in the sack which is why hes always single.

This girl is so creative when it.comes to.sex you know Don Walrus ain't happening

by CombatVet134 January 3, 2019