Squidward

The most miserable person on the show SpongeBob SquarePants. He is an octopus with a BIG NOSE, Lives in a tiki or a moai 🗿. He plays a clarinet (pretty bad), loves to paint art and works as a cashier at the famous restaurant in the bikini bottom “the Krusty Krab”

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Squidward
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by EMD F59PHI January 11, 2025

Fort Squidward

When you're playing Fortnite and some jerkoff starts build-spamming and ends up A) trapping themselves in, or B) falling off.

Guy 1: "Alright guys, boutta get this win.
Guy 2: "What the fuck is that guy doing?"
Guy 1: "Free win, this guy's got a Fort Squidward going on. And there he goes."
*victory message*

by TheAvicado March 27, 2021

Pulling a squidward

When so many drugs have been consumed that the participant loses all control of their hands and arms and all movments start resembling a squid.

I think you've had enough Martin you are already pulling a squidward

by STELIO. KONTOS. August 22, 2019

Squidward Wins

A brutal deconstruction fanfiction where Squidward Tentacles finally gets the amazing life that he's always dreamed of by getting sweet revenge on the people who make every day of his life a living hell.

"Squidward Wins" is a favorite of many Squidward fans.

by Ubeenbamboozledson November 23, 2021

Squidward Torture Porn

A particularly bad episode of SpongeBob Squarepants where the character Squidward is the constant subject of pain and suffering - often in a tasteless manner.

Bro 1: "Dude, I got poop on my dick from doing anal with my girl."

Bro 2: "Damn that sucks on baby. Anyways, would you like to watch some SpongeBob."

Bro 1: "Sure as long as it's not a Squidward Torture Porn."

by reptilelegitfan November 1, 2025

Squidward

a tortured soul that wants some fucking peace.

his music ass tho-

Squidward needs a break

by ( ´∀｀ ) abomination February 2, 2025

Squidward

A handsome, bearded, ethnically ambiguous man with a large nose. He has immense fondness for soups, incredibly POWERFUL laughter, and is often seen with a live animal on his shoulders (most commonly a dog or bird). Despite his name and love of water, Squidwards are actually Earth Elemental. They are also highly resistant to frost damage and weak against Fire Types.

Don't be a grumpy Squidward because of the heat.
Would wearing this dog make you a happy Squidward?
Stop licking that rock Squidward!
Squidward... SOUP

by wesrdtfyguhijokpkjlhuiygtfrt August 22, 2019