by whowouldhaveknown.com October 22, 2023

A period, ranging from one day, to an indefinite amount of time, where one cannot masturbate or engage in sexual activity, due to pure lack of interest.
"Guy 1: "Invite Dan to the party tonight. Theres gonna be mad girls there."
Guy 2: "He won't come man, he's in the slump right now."
Guy 2: "He won't come man, he's in the slump right now."
by Deathmetaller January 13, 2009

by Ur mom🥸 June 22, 2022

when ur high asf and then u fall asleep so u bitches who judge people for smoking weed need to stop using it incorrectly
by black air forces April 12, 2020

When you get so drunk you start talking in polish, trying to seduce every guy at the bar with half sentences and then ride the mechanical bull over and over like it’s in heat.
Omg last night Hannah got Slepecki slumped and we had to take her home before she made a fool of herself.
by Funny girlfriend June 20, 2019

by trevbbg March 8, 2024
