A gnome that likes to tickle your asshole so much that you shit, and he slaps it back up. Usually causes constipation.
by allahu Ackbar May 05, 2017
When a girl is so wet that it's soaking everywhere so you take your dick and balls and start smacking them on the sheets causing her juices to splash everywhere
by OfficialArbys June 02, 2023
That Jimmy Saville is a right Nappy Slapper
by SilentlyUndying July 05, 2013
When you take a shit, then dip you're dick and balls in the toilet, then run up to someone and repeatedly slap them in the face with you toilet dick. All while chanting "sloppy slapper". Then tea bagging them with your toilet balls before running away. Never having flushed the toilet.
John took his morning shit as usual, but got the urge to dip his dick and balls in before leaving the restroom. Once he had, he than ran into the kitchen and began repeatedly slapping Daniel across the face with his toilet water dick, while chanting "sloppy slapper" over and over. He than tea bagged him with his toilet balls and ran out of the room giggleing...
by ...1...2...3...4...c March 09, 2017
A sperry slapper is someone, particularly a male, who wears sperry's typically paired with salmon colored shorts and is often in a frat
*walking to class*
Bill: Hey Jack.
Jack: What's up Bill?
Bill: You see those sperry slappers back at the tennis court?
Jack: Yeah, it's hard not to notice clowns when you see them.
Bill: Hey Jack.
Jack: What's up Bill?
Bill: You see those sperry slappers back at the tennis court?
Jack: Yeah, it's hard not to notice clowns when you see them.
by Jake aka Dale October 28, 2015
I gave Becky a wild flounder slapper last night, but I forgot to stop before I came now she's pregnant.
by cherrisa June 10, 2019
Inmate 1: I'm in need of a good shower.
Inmate 2: Well dont forget to wear your semen slappers or you're gonna get my babies all over your feet!
Inmate 2: Well dont forget to wear your semen slappers or you're gonna get my babies all over your feet!
by Shokaboo September 06, 2008