The Great Pyramids

Here's a theory for you: The Great Pyramids. What if they didn't build them up? What if they dug them down?

Iam "Like, if there were these larger limestone landforms in the desert (not plateaus but the other things) and they just chiseled their way down. Carved out blocks and polished it on the way down. Dug out the tombs. That would answer the question "how did they move those giant blocks!?" They didn't. They chiseled it out like a statue. Used a giant metal wire to saw them into blocks. More plausible than aliens. And you could ask 'well, why don't we see these other giant limestone land masses?' I don't know. Do limestone landmasses crumble over time? Buy yeah, there you go. There's my 'how the great pyramids were made theory'." 🤷 ♂️

by Hym Iam January 06, 2023

Athena's Pyramid

When 3 women engage in oral sex all at once.
Similar to a conga line.

I was in an Athena's Pyramid last night and my life will never be the same.

by Fealycks666 January 10, 2012

comedy pyramid

A colloquial term for a redundant landmark, often relating to useless moments of public spending, the meaning of which has long been forgotten amidst a forest of red tape.

monstrous carbuncle

So there's that memorial statue of Patsy Palmer... you know, it's so long since they proposed that, it's a bit of a Comedy Pyramid now to be honest...

by TheIan October 22, 2003

love pyramid

A love pyramid is like a love triangle, however instead of 2 people loving the same person 3 or more love same person, those people being the base of the pyramid and the point being the person everyone is in love with

John, eric, and Geoff all like Brianna, that’s one hell of a love pyramid!

by The Yeetmeister6001 May 28, 2018

high five pyramid

When you do a girl from both sides and high five the guy on the other side while you're doing her.

Me and my boy gonna do a high five pyramid on her.

by Jay Khat January 07, 2012

The Great Pyramid of Giza

When anywhere between 10,000 and 100,000 men shit on a girl's chest thus creating one of the 7 wonders of the world.

Has anyone seen Faye, Chrissy or Hillary?

Yeah, Faye just became part of history by having the Great Pyramid of Giza built on her while the others watched. Good thing is that now America has something that's more than 3 years old in it.

by Nasty Egyptian Bastard July 26, 2010