pedo-pyramid

A pyramid scheme involving pedophiles. Enlisting pedophiles can bribe enlisted pedophiles based on intimate knowledge of violating the law because they're all sick and twisted.

Yeah, it's a pedo-pyramid. In Florida you can grab women by the p*ssy without consent if you're rich and molest underage girls.

by pedosonblast September 4, 2025

Pyramid

Sexual act where 2 females are riding a male. Female 1 rides dick and female 2 rides face, and while they face one another they place their hands together to make a point.

Hey bro I was with these two girls last night one was riding my face when I was riding my dick while they're fixing each other they put their hands together admitted pyramid it was awesome!

by Dirrtyram2500 November 2, 2025

pyramid bush tree

a spastic fuck no body wants around. Useless and tired, it is the pure definition of unwanted and they are better off killing themselves than living

Have you seen that pyramid bush tree?
Yeah, tell it to fuck off

by idgafbl2489 November 24, 2021

The “hmm” pyramid

When you sneak up on someone, and goose them with your finger into their butt, and say to them “hmmm hmmm hmm”!

I had a dream you snuck up and goosed me! All the while, you were kept muttering “hmm hmm hmm”! It is a real enigma, like the great pyramids. It made me think, he got me the “hmm” pyramid.

by NeverSharted95 February 23, 2023

Pyramid-y

A way to describe a pyramid structure in relation to something else.

"Caste Systems are very pyramid-y"

by Pyramid-ist May 7, 2025

Pyramid Theory

Horseshoe Law was once a theory, but the events of the 21st Century have established it as accepted law. However, it leaves certain questions unanswered. For example, the original Horseshoe Law sometimes neglects to mention the role of economics, and the fact that Democrats are not on the side of the Horseshoe, but at the bottom. Democrats are egalitarians -- what explains why some people climb up the right side through conservatism and others through white libertarianism? What finally unites both sides at the gap?
Pyramid Theory suggests that we all start at 0 on an X Axis. Narcissists move as far as they can to one end of the axis or the other, but realize they want to climb up the socioeconomic ladder. But narcissism is lonely without peons, so eventually they lean the ladder back to the middle, meeting narcissists from the other side at the top of the Pyramid, free to practice their Autocracy over the base.

"I get why conservatives would open up two fronts against the Democrats, but those two candidates seemed so far apart -- why did Russia support both of them, and how did they know it would work?"

"At one end of the spectrum, you have Trumpers. At the other, you have Closet Trumpers. One side is proudly racist. The other scrambles for some rationalization that their racism isn't actually racist -- it's just 'identity politics,' 'economic anxiety,' or some other 'distraction.' Find someone willing to regurgitate those old lies, and you have control over the two sides of Pyramid Theory."

by the modhatter June 11, 2025

rice pyramid

A rice pyramid is a sexual act, often popular with naval and ex naval servicemen. It involves a triangular number of men, naked and copulating. At least 3 of the participants at the top of the pyramid have to be of Chinese descent.

Bob was really looking forward to his rice pyramid tonight.

by Where's Willy April 25, 2024