After 6 months of committment Rico is finally seeing Points on the Package for being loyal to his committee.
by Enaudo September 25, 2008
Get the points on the packagemug. The Term used when you have two (male or females) where one rude ugly girl has a really hot best friend. The term package deal is used when some one only wants the hot girl, but you can only get her through her best friend therefore you invite her to invite her hot friend. It can sometimes be risky because if you attempt package deal and get her to invite her hot friend, her friend may not be able to come, and so you can sometimes get stuck with the ugly girl. But if it pays off, it can definitely be worth it.
Dave: Hey lets call up some girls to hang out!
Steve: You want to call up package deal?
Dave: Ehhh, Its risky.. But I'm feeling pretty lucky!
*Dave Calls Ugly Girl
Hey do you and (Hot Girl) want to come over with me and steve?
Ugly Girl: Oh, (Hot Girl) is out of town, but I would love to come over! I'll see you there in ten!
Dave: Danggittttttt Package Deal failed!!
Steve: You want to call up package deal?
Dave: Ehhh, Its risky.. But I'm feeling pretty lucky!
*Dave Calls Ugly Girl
Hey do you and (Hot Girl) want to come over with me and steve?
Ugly Girl: Oh, (Hot Girl) is out of town, but I would love to come over! I'll see you there in ten!
Dave: Danggittttttt Package Deal failed!!
by simpsonstyle819 October 2, 2012
Get the Package Dealmug. Person A: Damn, I'm so horny that my little meat package isn't so little anymore.
Person B: What?
Person A: It's hard.
Person B: What?
Person A: It's hard.
by ekil skool ti tahw t'nsi sihT January 26, 2022
Get the little meat packagemug. When a man inserts his superglue-covered penis into a woman's vagina, then subsequently cuts it off and leaves, forcing the woman to either go to the ER or find another way to get it out.
Tom: Shit man, Phillip gave some prostitute a Columbian Care Package right before he commited suicide!
Louis: lol still a troll even after death
Louis: lol still a troll even after death
by mrrogersdick August 21, 2013
Get the Columbian Care Packagemug. by Skitzo August 11, 2004
Get the Atom and His Packagemug. A group of three or more women who weigh more than 250 pounds each. This a reference to American football where lighter offensive players are replaced by heavier ones to push the defense back to gain two or fewer yards. For example, two wide receivers and a slot back are replaced by a much heavier squad of two tight ends and a fullback.
"Did you see the short yardage package at the custard shop? Those three women could push the Raven's defense back six yards!"
"We better get to the all you can eat buffet before the Rushie and her two friends get there. That short yardage package will eat up everything"
"We better get to the all you can eat buffet before the Rushie and her two friends get there. That short yardage package will eat up everything"
by AlwayPutsTheSeatDown September 18, 2013
Get the short yardage packagemug. Packages of nothing. Juggalos don't give a fuck about anything except "neden" and the "wicked shit" so why would they make care packages? duh!
Soldier: "Yo dawgs check out my Juggalo Care Packages! Hey what the fuck? It's an empty box! Man fuck ICP I'm gonna cap they ass!"
by Juggakilla69 February 24, 2010
Get the Juggalo Care Packagesmug.