I dropped a mud pickle or 2 into the hole before burying it.
Elaine hates walking her dog because she always has to pick up his mud pickles.
Elaine hates walking her dog because she always has to pick up his mud pickles.
by masochistmonkeyjoe November 14, 2007

by stm2000 February 6, 2010

I was so hot and bothered and couldn't get to the saran wrap in time, I accidentally mud bombed my husband's face.
by julz <3's poop May 20, 2007

A typical midwestern skank with a bald tire around around her waist and a “white claw” in her hand floating down the river while giving her cousin a reach around. Often found driving a 2WD Chevy k1500 full of rust with camo seat covers. These females Will pay you cash to suck the meat off your dick. Often mistaken as “river rats” a mud cricket is a lot more dangerous. Not only do they have crotch crickets in there pants they have mud pies in there pussies. They can be found at most lakes and rivers, but there most favorite are the creeks.
by Ohyeahfuckya June 26, 2019

by cobramark20 December 27, 2008

When one is discharging excriment (or phecomatter), and its odor is so foul it makes your eyes water.
Tommy was in the restroom doing a number 2. When I walked in my eyes began to water from the odor in the air. I asked if he was planting Mud Onions.
by Setti August 4, 2008

Farting forcefully with tremendous gusto and lashings of self confidence only to follow through with an unexpected aqueous emission.
by Darran Pritchard October 17, 2003
