by waluigiiswaifu July 23, 2019

I went to Area 51 and got an alien. I’ve only had this alien for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in the world and then myself.
by the famed website tumbler July 14, 2019

A place where aliens, Indiana Jones, the U.S. Military, and Hippies that know too much visit regularly for one of three things; to be experimented on, to be probed, or to be involved in secret Russian spy movements towards world domination.
by SeriousManMan December 27, 2017

A danger zone (not the kenny loggins type) which causes any entrants hygiene to deteriorate rapidly and then contract various STDs. Condition worsens exponentially depending on a few things:
A) How long said person is in said zone.
B) If said person is naked while in said zone.
C) If a person touches anything while in said zone.
Interestingly enough, if a person is a permanent resident of the quarantine area they develop an immunity to the various ailments which can afflict mere mortals.
A) How long said person is in said zone.
B) If said person is naked while in said zone.
C) If a person touches anything while in said zone.
Interestingly enough, if a person is a permanent resident of the quarantine area they develop an immunity to the various ailments which can afflict mere mortals.
Holy guacamole Marlynn, Whit and James' room is a Quarantine Area! You had better get out of their quickly while your teeth are still white and your blood stream still pure!
by Soda Pop December 25, 2008

by Telshak7648 July 17, 2019

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by OOGA BOOGA JOOGA GOOGA July 15, 2019
