Tongue Tanning, or “Tan Tongue” is the act of licking/and or tongue punching the asshole of someone male or female. It needs to be performed urgently after a fresh shit, as the goal is to coat and desecrate the tongue. letting the shit harden, giving the tongue a “Tan” look.. Laxatives may be necessary for better results and a “Tanner tongue”
Haley: Did you see how brown Brian’s tongue looked today?? What the hell is up with that?
Dan: Yeah he was tongue tanning last night.. he had his tongue deep inside Aaron’s asshole almost all night, giving him a tan tongue..
Dan: Yeah he was tongue tanning last night.. he had his tongue deep inside Aaron’s asshole almost all night, giving him a tan tongue..
by Strenuous Bowels August 01, 2018
The exact opposite of a taxi driver's tan. Its when one person mooches enough rides from people that their right arm, left in the UK, actually starts tanning because of the increased exposure to sun when the passenger's arm is outside of the window.
by McRunsfast October 01, 2008
Guy 1: dude look at Jesse's sunburn! Hes gonna be hurting tomorrow!
Jesse: Naw thats my fuckn captains tan!
Jesse: Naw thats my fuckn captains tan!
by Novacaine86 May 16, 2010
When one decides to get a tan, and they don't listen ot directions normally resulting in an un-even tan or it's not darker in some areas.
by ElectricErin November 12, 2007
This Kevin Tan is beyond sexy
by KPOPKEVIN April 22, 2019
by Anonymous November 04, 2003
you're so vanna tan ; )
by VannaTan April 14, 2007