Simul-core

Meaningless, except for those "in the know". It means, literally, that someone on this planet or somewhere in the universe, is also listening to the same exact song you're listening to right now, beginning and ending at the same time, simultaneously, whenever you listen to music. A mockery of all the ___-core buzzwords used to hype this or that new band. In short, no one is as special as they'd like to think they are.

OMFG, I love Dick Wang and the Johnsons, they are the sickest simul-core band there is!

by scarebear May 9, 2006

Simultanufuck

(Sime-ult-ane-you-fuck)

1. n. The act of fucking many things (usually girls) simultaneously when exceeding a foursome
2. adj. Used to describe something as "better than sex with many things at once"

1. I simultanufucked 6 girls last night
2. Adrian: ISN'T THIS FUCKING MINDBLOWING
Peter: THIS MADE MY LIFE
Adrian: IT's FUCKING BETTER THAN...FUCKING!
Peter: BETTER THAN FUCKING EVERYTHING AT ONCE!
Adrian: BETTER THAN A SIMULTANUFUCK

by nizzero July 14, 2009

Simultasking

If an electronic device has more than one screen and multitasks on both of them, it is Simultasking.

The soon to be released Kyocera Echo from Sprint has the Simultasking capability.

by AndroidGirl March 7, 2011

Smult

Smult is a combination of the word "Smash" and "Ultimate" and refers to Nintendo's newest game in the Smash Bros series.

Are you a melee player or one of those Smult kids.

by SmultIsTheNewBrult October 8, 2019

samula

a power word that can be utilised in multiple occasions for multiple purposes. one of which is to counter attack any valid point an inbred troglodyte may have against you. other occasions where samula can be put into play are when you are in a severe state of weakness or a potentially life threatening situation. chanting each letter summons an army of colon gremlins from the very depths of satans colon. said gremlins wil unleash their wrath and cause an absolute unstoppable shit storm ( pun intended ) on the attacker which will leave their anus stretched and creamed

example 1:

timothy: 12 ÷ 2 IS 6. S I X ! !
Sharon: no it isn't
Timothy: YES IT IS

Sharon: samula
Timothy: *visible defeat and frustration*

by ClapithanozCrizpoz October 10, 2019

Simulation

When something happened a while ago and looking back at it you realize it was really wierd and the memory is very blurry

Wow 8th grade was a simulation, how on earth did we wear low cut jeans

Remember four lokos? SIMULATION

by Hotdogwatericecubes December 31, 2019

Moan Simulator

Playing as child Hinata in Naruto ultimate ninja storm 4

Roommate:"dude stop watching child porn! "
Me:"I'm not I'm just playing moan simulator in ninja storm!"

by NekoDanMoka May 20, 2016