SubUrban Dictionary

People, typically from the suburbs, who visit a satirical dictionary website with satirical definitions and still somehow get offended when a word pokes fun at Republicans or Conservatives.

I love coming on here and seeing any Trump-related post get bombarded with Thumbs Down buttons. This isn't Suburban Dictionary, people

by Boodigolous June 10, 2020

Suburban Blowfish

The act of farting in your partners mouth while they give you a rim job to make their cheeks expand, then turning around and pressing both hands to their cheeks to force the air out into your own face.

I was gassy when we went at it last time so I decided to give her the old suburban blowfish to whiff my own brand.

by Happy_Flasher October 1, 2020

Suburban Bumpkin

A person from the suburbs that is unsophisticated and knows nothing about the country. Slightly more tolerable than a cidiot.

“My suburban bumpkin of a cousin came up for the weekend and thought chocolate milk came from brown cows.

by that country kid March 3, 2021

Suburban dictionary

A version of urban dictionary from an alternate universe often used by wine moms and boomer fathers.

"Their father showed them suburban dictionary they weren't really impressed."

by Anarchon March 5, 2021

Suburban cherry

The suburban Cherry is when you really still haven't hit it yet but you really want to.

They put a phone in my face and I was like me and kissy were popping fools baby and then Keisha had the suburban cherry.

by Nohandle@weather May 24, 2021

Suburban Roundabout

When you fuck all the soccer moms before the PTA meeting you’re at is over.

Dude. Reed just did a suburban roundabout.

by Jse71ig20 July 9, 2021

suburban ghetto

someone who acts very ghetto but was born in the suburbs. they're the most annoying people ever

"Xavier is acting suburban ghetto"

by wenismaster March 1, 2022