whipped cream and sprinkles

A birthday gift from a young man and his girlfriend to his girlfriend's friend. The invitation must be given through a phone call on the recipient's birthday. The answer is always "no, thank you." The young man will call the recipient back several months later and ask again. The answer is still no.

RB: What exactly is it (whipped cream and sprinkles)?
CJ: Well, what it is is....She say, she say she want both yall, you and her, to lay on the bed butt ass neked.... I spray whipped cream on both yalls pussies...I put sprinkles on both yalls pussies..I blow out each of yall candles, and I lick both yalls clings.

6 months later...
CJ: Do you want to still do it...because I know some people who do?
RB: *Hangs up phone*

by Love Dr. February 17, 2008

sprankle

1. a term to describe sprained ankle.

1. man 1: hey do you want sprankles?

man 2: what are sprankles?
(man 1 proceeds to kick man 2 in the ankles)

by Lyfeluver August 27, 2011

strangle the peacock

slang for female masturbation, in close relation with the male counter-part "choking the chicken"

"Thinkin' about him just makes me want to go strangle the peacock."

by LaurenK May 24, 2006

Titty Sprinkles

Titty Sprinkles: When A Titty or "Breast" Its Violenty rubbed up against a Cheese Grater as to make Sprinkles. Then The said "Sprinkles" are then Snorted, Like an afrodisiac
Kevin And Adria's Sex Life Was getting a tad boring, so Adria Made titty sprinkles to make things more exiting

Kevin And Adria's Sex Life Was getting a tad boring, so Adria Made titty sprinkles to make things more exiting

by Danny Meigel October 29, 2007

Toss Me Some Sprinkles

To have someone hook you up with illegal prescription drugs, so they can use it for thier pleasure.

Shit, I've run out of vicodin! I really need Johnny to toss me some sprinkles.

by KB1107 February 15, 2008

sprinkles

To add a little extra, or to sweeten the deal. Another way of saying "even better."

Johnny Drama: Come on Turtle, lets go work the waitress staff.
Turtle: No, fuck that, they just wheeled out the dessert cart.
Johnny Drama: Do it yourself sundays? I'm In.
Turtle: Sprinkles.

by Kinky Kyle November 11, 2008

bro-sprankles

someone who is more than just a brother, the friend or sister to bro-jangles. a beautiful, multi colored awesome bro, like sprinkles or "sprankles"

how's it goin' bro-sprankles?

by mynxnsprankles October 21, 2010