blue balled stomach

when you either a. talk about food and tease your appetite and it causes severe hunger OR b. when you have a small snack or appetizer that causes the black hole that is your stomach to open into an abyss. Always leads to a big food gorge, and then later a food coma.

"wow I just ate a handful of Cheetos and blue balled my stomach, now I am starving "

*looks at food porn "fuck now I have a blue balled stomach"

by the original tmb May 7, 2018

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stomach flu

A fictitious disease made up by idiots. The actual flu has absolutely nothing to do with your stomach or your digestive system.

Moron: I think I might have the stomach flu.

Doctor (or anybody with an IQ in the triple digits): No you don't because that doesn't exist. You probably have gastroenteritis.

by awmm November 11, 2017

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stomach-full

Used in reference to a particularly large amount of vomit.

Ted: BLAURRGHHH!
Joe: Whoa, Ted. That's quite a stomach-full.

by g-reg456 March 26, 2006

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stomache

A condition certainly having nothing to do with an aforementioned idiot who can't spell "stomach." Those of us who have the ability to read might note that said idiot used the correct spelling of "stomach" in the definition... bitchcunt :)

I hope you get a stomache--preferably as a result of some chronic, fatal illness--and die.

by Popsicle II November 9, 2008

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Stomach

The ability to turn something into shit. Includes, but not limited to: breaking an object or device, unable to successfully complete a process or routine, or generally F*ing something up.

John: Will borrowed my phone just to give it back to me with a broken screen.

Mike: Will is such a stomach.

by Comandante_Maje June 21, 2010

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