steeze

When you think you're going to sneeze but you don't. Combination of the words sneeze and tease.

I had a steeze a while ago.
I hate those more than I hate teases.

by jonted March 11, 2011

steeze

1.(v) Exclamatory remark used to celebrate the completion of an arduous and difficult task.

2. (adj) A person who is dressed or acting in a manner that is generally considered degenerative or sleazy.

1. Dude, we steezed that shit up!

2. That guy is mega steezen...

by Hueg Polkins February 13, 2007

Couch Style/Steeze

A position in which the guy lays flat on his back and the chick rides him like a cowboy, but she is grabbing his shoulders, and due to reflex it his legs stick up which make it look like he is sitting in a L-Z-boy. The Guy looks like he is sitting in a L-Z-Boy While getting ridding, when he is sitting on a flat surface.

1:Yo man what did you end up doing with kelsey last night dude?
2: She fucking rode me hard man grabbed my shit up man
1: How so dude?
2: Fucking Couch Style/Steeze dude
1: Dope got to chill out an ride it out like you were on a L-Z-Boy!

by Pizza the hut, from compton, I'll Shoot you February 24, 2008

steeze

plural: steezes, steezae;

a crevasse, esp. a woman's crevasse.

The grand canyon is one of the world's largest steezes.

Girl, I want to roll up deep into your steeze.

by Spoonie Luv January 3, 2005

steeze

a poser. somone whos full of themselves nd thinks they're the shit but everyone can see right through them. a wannabee player who thinks hes smooth. a idiot. typically a word thats used as an insult

1. that guy was such a steeze! i couldnt wait for him to leave!
2. What a steeze. he aint fooling anyone.

by shabambeyatch September 26, 2008

steeze

Often improperly used to define how amazingly fruity skiers look when they hit rails. (and believe me, they do) Steeze is used to define the style a skater or snowboarder used to pull off a trick.

Also: the steeze, steezy, off the steeze meter

shit, son! that backside 540 flip was the steeze!

damn, that was a steezy noseblunt.

He's an old dude, but Jay Liska is way off the steeze meter.

by Steezin' for no Reason June 4, 2004

Steeze

Extra style with a sprinkle of ease

Clarrise Justine Fajardo created this magical substance known as steeze.

by Bigel Clemmens April 30, 2009