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shartleby

The lesser known, but equally feared cousin of Bartleby, Summoner Of Demons. He is known for his uncanny ability to cause explosive diarrhea and other such gastrointestinal maladies at cosmically inopportune times (esp. lunch box socials, church gatherings, board meetings).

When encountered on long road trips, frequent stops may become a necessity during critical situations involving aggressive wildlife species (eg. North American Ass-Grizzled Bear, Eastern Diamondback Bowelsnake, Drop Cookie Bear, Poopaconda, etc).

Devout Colonic Exorcists may be called in from the Colonic Arch Diocese, but only on rare occasions, when reading from the book of Immodium AD and 10 sets of Hail Kaopectate prove to be clinically ineffective.
"Did you hear about Mr. Colostenheim?"
"Yeah. He crapped the buffet at the company picnic Saturday. Do you think it was a message from Shartleby?"
"Nah. They took him to the hospital. Turns out his liver is failing and he's an alcoholic."
"I bet he eats dick."
by idbeholda1 May 11, 2016
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Starlee Marie

A Starlee Marie has a perfect smile and when you look into her eyes they sparkle like the night sky and you get trapped and never come up for air. They are the most beautiful creatures of all that is holy. Usually they are an angel coming to you from the sky. They can make any situation brighter when they are there.
'Have you seen a beautiful person anywhere'

'You mean like a Starlee Marie?'
by Starmarie555 October 8, 2017
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smartlessest

Samuel is so smartlessest
by Smartlessest November 10, 2017
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Starter

A human being with some type of brain or skill.
Mark will never be a starter
by Gahahbshsjdnbd September 28, 2018
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Starter Trend

Making small businesses more popular. Starter Trend is helping small businesses grow on social media and gain more traffic than ever before.
Hey have you heard of Starter Trend?

No, I havent?
They can jumpstart your business with customers through online marketing to targeted audiences.
by mrrobotreal December 26, 2018
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Startegy

startegy the initial intention or direction at the start of the planning or project process can also be use to mean the method from getting from A to B or reaching the end goal.

This differs from the word strategy as strategy may evolve during the process where as Startegy is just the initial intended way of achieving a goal.
Our Startegy was to control all aspects of the project from a single plan however the strategy changed over time to release control to various departments.
by ashyashyleeAshy April 9, 2019
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Starless ending

It means that no matter what you do in your life or what you didn't do, everything end the same way for everyone. We all live and die. In the end nobody give a fuck about you.
In the end we all live the same starless ending.
by Ayetan July 27, 2022
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