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Spunk Lungs

The unfortunate aftermath of smoking marijuana laced with the ejaculate of the homeless.
Yo man, I got some o dat icky sticky, but ended up wakin up with spunk lungs.
by Sticky Licky Bumbum April 21, 2011
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Spunk Spreader

Person who ejaculates on the face and breast of many girls either at the same time of over a period of time. The key being to share the Spunk. Not all for one area or person. Not to be confused with Seed Spreader.
Justin is a great Spunk Spreader he covered me and my girlfriend and her sister from our foreheads to our belly buttons. Wow, I think I love him.
by Gearls March 6, 2009
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Spunk-A-Stump

When having sex with an amputee, the man pulls out and nuts all over the stump. A loud yell is also considered appropriate.
Opposable thumbs are usually a criteria for banging a chick, but I really wanted to spunk-a-stump.

That girl missing her arm was a 0 until my 10th Schiltz, but then I took her home and spunkastump-ed her like 3 times that night.

I think that hood rat torso chick is a 0 but I would still spunk all four stumps.
by Carpoolio October 30, 2008
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Spunk Bib

A napkin with a hole in it for a protruding penis. Meant to catch access spunk during masturbation or philashio
Uncle jack used an old McDonald’s napkin as a spunk bib when be beat off his car on lunch break.
by Gussygus July 7, 2020
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Spunked Yourself

From the word spunk - Which means to cum; Spunked Yourself means to cum all over yourself
You know josh wanked all night, He spunked himself 5 times in a row.
So basically you didn't get a handjob, you just Spunked Yourself
by BTEC Roadman January 12, 2020
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Spunk Fairies

Where a group of girls dance naked around a naked man and take it in turns to caress and suck him until he jizz's.
Dan - Hey James them spunk fairies last night were fuckin awesome!

James - I know i just want spunk fairies all night.
by JizzyDavey February 26, 2010
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spunk tv

according to MXC commentary the second network for men
"whos works for spunk tv the second network for men"
by MXC LUVER December 4, 2004
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